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Sorry everyone I still kinda liked it! It may in fact be the worst MI movie, but it’s mainly BC I think it suffers from a lot of the same problems a lot of action movies from that era have. As a MI movie it’s biggest flaw is not really having a single outstanding action or stunt sequence. They really reinvented the series with 4 by going all in on ridiculously elaborate stunts, and 3 lacks both the pizazz of 2 and the sweaty paranoia of 1. But PSH is so dang good, as is Billy Crudup, and Tom Cruise himself even acts a little in this one. I like how PSH’s guy is the scariest man in the world until all of a sudden he isn’t, but also never does the cliche thing where once he’s at a disadvantage he turns in to a sniveling coward. One of those cases where tiny stuff an actor does really makes a huge difference. The direction does have issues but not in a way I found overly distracting and the Shanghai stuff at the end is genuinely well shot to me. I think the dp must have enjoyed pretending to be Christopher Doyle

At any rate, it is at worst mid, like I would probably put it in the middle of the Bourne series in terms of globe trotting shakey cam early 2000s spy movies about corrupt clandestine federal institutions. It has a Kanye West song over the closing credits lmao a product of its time.

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Yesterday, in my continuing quest to absorb worthwhile investigation media, I watched the 1974 film 砂の器 / The Castle of Sand. It was…beautiful.

The best copy I found publicly was a 6gb x264 720p file, so I signed up for the Criterion Channel free trial to try streaming it from them instead. Turns out it looked basically the same. Maybe the bluray releases are 720p as well? In practice it was a little soft. Would have loved to see every detail on the film as clearly as possible with this one - so many incredible images.

A man was killed. Two cops gotta figure out who he was and how it happened.

And so we are treated to a luxurious quest across, around and through early 70’s Japan. Unhurriedly stacking up the clues bit by bit, dead ends, breakthroughs. The full fat experience, on location on god’s green earth. We are moved from actual place to actual place, by train, by car, by foot, we wait at the station, we meet the yokels, we link up with the local force, we log their facts and conjecture to our notebooks. I kept Google maps open throughout.






Really generous with its outdoor environments, lovingly displaying them to us as the protagonists putter around from this countryside to that. Big long wide shots that slowly zoom down to a little bus a mile away. We soak in the verdant and perfumed 110deg hot tub of summer '71.







Back in town, the cars, the buildings, the signage, the people walking the streets. I love them. I love to look at it.




The movie’s also got this very charming feature of putting up big overlay text at various points, explaining the situation at hand or summing up the conclusions thus far.




Another favorite of mine, movie candy imo, we get lots of closeup shots of neatly designed documents, ledgers, maps to mull over. Also, one of the two main detectives is named Hiroshi Yoshimura, that’s just a little fun treat for daddy.







All the girls are very pretty.




Looks like it’s time for a Turnabout.

Anyways, we all agree, a transcendent and spiritually moving feast, a testament to the ideals of truth, clarity, and the spirit of pastoral adventure, so far. But anyways at a certain point we, the viewers, become hip to who the villain is and we get to spend some more time in his troubled relationships and learn of his successes and goals. This stuff: not as interesting to me.

We get to the end of the investigation after an hour and a half or so, and we get another delicious giblet of movie candy, we get the main guy in a full room of attentive listeners spelling out the entire case point by point in explicit detail reminding us of all the little proper nouns and verbs we’ve logged up to this point. Our boy gets his arrest warrant and we follow him down to the ok if you’re at all interested in watching this movie it’s better if you don’t read this stuff debut of the villain’s anticipated new symphony.

Yep, he’s a nationally revered evil neoclassical composer and conductor. Anyways, that’s not a reveal we all knew this already the whole movie. But right as we’re about to arrest him the symphony starts, and at the very moment … … … we suddenly shift into an entire-other-movie nearly-hour-long flashback of his tragic hidden-identity backstory as the 5-7 year old son of a man dying from pre-treatment era Leprosy, their years-long pilgrimage journey and struggles with homelessness and exile, and his and his father’s eventual permanent separation while still a young boy.

Also this entire extra free-of-charge second-movie is scored by the villain’s still-in-realtime-progress symphony. The movie ends seconds after its completion.

The first Gyakuten Saiban no Natsuyasumi part is better. But wow. What a movie.

Thank you for reading my movie diary, and I wish you a pleasant evening.

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I remember being similarly impressed with this movie, but doesn’t have some upsettingly violent scenes?

I saw Indiana Jones and The Dial of McGuffin.

It was perfectly pleasant. Shocked I didn’t hate it. I could start criticizing it until dawn, but that I walked out and don’t feel like doing that either says something about the movie or about me.

It’s not necessary. It filled a hot Friday Afternoon in a cold dark theater. I got up to pee 3 times. I love getting up to pee in a movie theater. Makes me feel powerful. I also took a small tuppie of caramel popcorn at home so I had the perfect amount of popcorn with my movie (15 pieces).

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There is a shot of the victim’s mangled face, but it is basically just like…all painted red and maybe 2 seconds long. Otherwise, nothing stands out to me, I don’t think.

The director has a number of other movies, apparently, that could fit this bill though?

Rudie why didn’t you watch the new Ghibli movie?

watched smoking causes coughing aka the discreet charm of the power rangers, it was fun and very light but there’s at least one part where the digressive structure feels like it’s really kicking off into something special and crazed in a long anecdote involving a woodcutter and a fish. the lady at the cinema had heard there was a post credits sequence and insisted everyone stay to watch it which was pretty good when it turned out to be more shots of everyone just sitting there waiting for the robot to finish loading. the smoking cinematic universe begins HERE…

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I think I actually watched Occult around the same time you posted this!

I really really liked kiyoshi kurosawa playing himself as an amateur rock folklorist (or something along those lines)

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Because I had no idea it was out. Apparently everyone in America did.

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I liked dead reckoning, not as much as fallout but more than rogue nation. tom cruise vs gw. simon pegg’s character was also the least annoying he’s ever been in these.

if I had to rank them I would probably go fallout, ghost protocol, rogue nation, dead reckoning

I’m too loyal to mcquarrie to rate ghost protocol higher than any of his entries, also for some reason a bunch of different people wanted to come watch that one on my kuro at the time, so I saw it like 3 or 4 times and got sick of it. I do love when he yells “mission accomplished” at the end though

how this shithole theater fucked up this time: they started playing indiana jones. which I kind of want to see but not pay for.

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If you watch the michael crichton movie “timeline” you will get mostly the same thing as watching indiana jones

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less racist than temple of doom

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I liked it mostly because a) they absolutely jammed the nostalgia lever and mostly got away with it and b) phoebe waller bridge actually worked in the role and proved herself perfectly capable of carrying the movie

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I watched Angst tonight. Woah! That movie lives up to its reputation. I was impressed with its portrayal of a serial killer who is not a careful, calculated, evil genius but rather a nervous, impulsive loser who can’t stick to even the simplest plans. Watching this guy careen around this cozy Austrian town and commit brutal violence that he can’t even begin to cover up… It sounds almost funny when I describe it and there probably is a pitch black comedy element to it, but that violence is truly disturbing.

The home he invades is subtly uncanny too. It’s so large and sparsely furnished. What furniture is there is arranged in subtly wrong ways. The family’s living situation seems like it was already fucked before the killer arrived, but all the clues are so perfectly vague and evocative.

Extremely deranged and beautiful cinematography from Zbigniew Rybczyński, whose experimental shorts are also fantastic. I need to watch more of his stuff.

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the corpses in that movie are so gross

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I saw Asteroid City (it leaked) and thought it was really good. A much riskier in form and content than Wes Anderson has been in a decade, and far more interesting for it. A lot less jokes told by characters but plenty funny.

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Actually it was released to streaming already

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oh wow that was surprisingly quick

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