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I watched the first three Hellraiser movies over the last few nights. I’m pretty sure I had only seen the first one as a kid.

Hellraiser is a nice classic horror movie with a bit of over the top gore and cool practical effects.

Hellraiser 2 is less of a horror movie and more of a showcase of even more gore and practical effects. There are some cool things going on with the doctor-turned-Cenobite’s crazy flower-growing scalpel-wielding tentacles and whatnot. There are some great Escheresque areas in the hell world as well. The hand-drawn looking effects were probably much better in a big analog movie theater or CRT at home.

Heallraiser 3 is just ridiculously over the top but manages to be pretty boring. It feels like they just needed to go bigger and bigger with the effects and the types of Cenobites. I can’t hate the one that shoots CD-ROMS out of slots in his face though!

How many of these movies are there? Are any of the later ones good?

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Funnily I think this is the only one of them I’ve ever seen and I was like “CD guy is cool”

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Only the first two are good

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Well shit

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kikujiro

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Just finished watching the Comanche dub of Prey. What a fuckin’ rad movie.

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Lovely film, I was enamored with it when I was a kid

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If you discount the incredible weight of Danny Glover’s huge pants, then (Comanche dub) PREY is probably the 2nd best PREDATOR movie.

Unfortunately I’m unable to appreciate it as much as I should because all its Comanche have stone tools and I’m convinced (esp. given their proximity to French fur traders w/in the text) that they should be drowning in metal trade goods which means that awful hero tomahawk could have been much nicer and now I have three books open and in conclusion

Don’t let your children grow up to be like me.

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No, this is the right way to be. Did they have horses? because if they had horses, they had metal trade goods

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you dont even need to watch the first hellraiser cuz the second plays all the best bits from the first one in the starting five minutes. it is a joy when you treat it like thumbing through a copy of fangoria magazine

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I liked prey except I didn’t like how the predator moved, he looked cool though

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Also just watched the Comanche dub of Prey, it is fun, I didn’t follow some of the logic all the time (why did the Predator shoot his arrow gun at the end if he knew he was not wearing his hat) but overall it had some fun kills!

Some more Prey thoughts now that I’m awake.

Prey spoilers

It was kinda weird that the predator kept using that bow gun, after it shoulda known it was gonna misfire from the last time.

Maybe he was the Wimp Lo of the Yautja?
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It was really funny to see it trying to, I guess, stake out what to hunt. Stabbing the shit out of that rattlesnake and taking its skull is kinda hilarious. I mean, I wouldn’t want to fuck with a rattlesnake (and they live near where I live!), but it would be funny to imagine it going back with that as its lone trophy.

Anyway I’m glad this was sorta its own thing. Like there are plenty of direct and indirect callbacks, but apart from The Most Badass Line from the first movie, it doesn’t seem to lean on the old ones too hard? Like I kept thinking “ah here we go with the mud, seen this,” but they find their own way of doing the masking stuff.

And while they maybe overused it a touch, those overhead scenes of the predator chasing them through that field (especially the, uh, second? Third time? When it’s barely visible but soaked in blood and trailing it everywhere?) were pretty good.

Honestly kinda shocked it took them this long to do a movie in the past, given Predator 2’s ending. Was that the same flintlock pistol they give Danny Glover at the end of that movie?

Also damn, that end of credits cop-out, c’mon.

Also the dog in the movie reminded me of an in-better-shape, well-behaved version of my dog. 10/10 movie.

Anyway check out the reviews on IMDB if you wanna see people mad red and nude about Strong Female Characters.

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Expect To Die (1997) - rogue game designer has constructed a VR combat training simulator so realistic… that it can kill… so yes, many scenes of people running around greenscreened “cyber” backgrounds, provided by canada’s own Microforum International. vr scenarios include:

  • being forced to do pushups by a cyber drill sergeant
  • a big guy beats you to death in a jail cell
  • hall full of target signs where someone throws ninja stars at you
  • beheaded by grunting samurai guy with an axe

as someone in the letterboxd reviews pointed out, this is one of those movies where you can definitely tell that star Jalal Merhi is also the director/producer and the whole thing feels a bit more endearing as a result. he gets in some surprisingly good kicks and things, although most of the action is of the shooting-guys-into-piles-of-boxes variety. there’s a whole section of the credits devoted to “goons” which is the most important part of any movie. whenever things start to flag you get to see another nameless henchman guy wearing a weird hat or something.

also of note is that the main character has two partners who get shot and go into critical condition, neither of whom are seen or commented on again. the first is a lady who tricks someone by dressing up a nearby mannequin in her own clothes in the middle of a gunfight, and then shooting him while in her underwear, only to immediately get shot herself right after that. well, she tried. the other partner is named Stone and wears a backwards baseball cap / tasseled jacket combo.

at the end the hero and his game developer wife are both imprisoned in the vr game for a while. since the wife is the “princess” in this context her job is to “advise the warlord” which means constantly having to prompt him on what dumb adventure game shit to do next, like “use rod on door” or “check jailer for keys”. she is much more patient about all this than i would be. eventually he fights the big axe guy who was constantly being talked up as the ultimate opponent but who goes down in a single kick - they shoot this from the side only, to further evoke fighting games i guess. anyway, pretty soon the evil game developer is dead and the threat of hyperrealistic fighting games is over… unless???

so, at one point during this movie you see the characters playing what looks to be a Mortal Kombat clone which is meant to be footage of the “Expect To Die” videogame that the bad guy made. i looked it up after watching, in case it was Tattoo Assassins or something. but it actually turned out to be much more pertinent!!

“Expect No Mercy” is a 1995 fighting game by Microforum International, the same people who did the effects for this movie as well as being a fairly venerable software publisher in their own right (most wellknown title: Gooch Grundy’s X-Decathlon). it was a tie in to a different Jalal Merhi movie from the same year, and he also appears in the game itself as beloved FMV game recurring character “guy yelling at you from a screen”.

as i haven’t experienced the movie or the game i can make no comments on the quality of either, although the game at least gets high marks from me for continuing the MK tradition of having multiple sprite-recoloured versions of the same ninja. but i do wonder if the experience of working with Microforum led to the increased gamedeveloper emphasis in this one, and also helped change the emphasis of what the VR environments were meant to be. in the earlier film the VR was apparently used as training grounds for a murderous assassin cult; in this one it was just commissioned by the US military, meaning it’s closer to real life “game designer problems” in one crucial respect at least. anyway, it’s sad the collaboration couldn’t continue, but at least we got one excellent fatality out of things.

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The movie Bully has a fake Mortal Kombat game as a plot point. A character performs a babality, and one of the other characters remarks that “it’s worse than death because you’re alive… but you’re a baby.”

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classic movie

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I saw elvis and I think that men today need to stop dressing like frat bros, construction workers, etc, and start dressing like whores again

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Watched Crip Camp, which is a Netflix documentary about a bunch of kids who went to a summer camp for disabled teens in 1971-1973 and later joined up together to participate in the American disability rights movement, first around Section 504 of the 1973 Rehabilitation Act (sit ins, etc) and, later, the campaign to bring the ADA into law.

The camp was in upstate New York and closed only a few years after the main subjects of the documentary went there, but the movie does make the argument that it was a kind of ideological incubator for the beliefs these kids took with them into the future–that their demands for independence and architectural accommodation and equal treatment under the law were brought to life in conversations they had with one another at this camp as teenagers, which is pretty cool. The relationships they built here also seem to have strongly influenced their activist network later on in life.

It’s an interesting story. It gets you the historical overview of what was going on but focuses on telling that story through the lens of the people involved, the relationships they had with one another, and their personal goals–not only around politics but also their goals for sex, dating, personal accomplishment, early career/grad school stuff, etc.

The whole story hit me extremely hard because I also went to a summer camp for kids with a medical condition/disability, and then as I got older worked there for a few years as well. I spent ten years of my life going to that camp or working there as staff and it had a huge impact on my self-image, independence, confidence, etc. When the folks in the documentary were talking about experiencing this as well, I thought: yes!! damn right!! and then when they moved on to say “and this is what allowed us to build a national rights movement with full on protests and congressional hearings” I immediately felt very sad and pathetic. My camp experience did not result in a national protest movement for universal healthcare or any of the other benefits people with diabetes actually need. We did not develop any liberating ideology at the camp either.

I know many reasons why this happened–the time we grew up in is definitely mostly to blame but the age ranges at my camp were very different, too. Camp Jened, the disability camp in the movie, was bringing together high schoolers and college students who were ready to do real organizing. My camp went from age 6 to 16 and the counselors were too tired to do political activism, haha. But still!! I feel like a failure, lmao.

Highly recommend this movie particularly if you have a disability or condition that constantly makes you think “I am curséd for-ever, and can never live in the world the way I want to,” which is something I feel pretty often. Shocking that the movement the characters in the movie started began, crescendoed, and achieved real results all within the same amount of time it took the main subjects to go college and then grad school, haha. The speed at which they got shit done is really inspiring. Glad I saw this one!

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No. As a matter of fact, several of the later movies use scripts that weren’t even written as Hellraiser movies but instead had Hellraiser shit written into them. I can’t recall which one is set in space, but I think after that, you can probably just not even bother. Like, I’d probably even stop at 3. The latter Hellraisers are so bad that I would have no trouble nominating the Hellraiser franchise as among the worst horror franchises because the quality of the first few can’t do anything to help the following like, six or whatever that followed. Just god-awful nonsense.

Like, I can even find redeemable qualities in Jason X, but there’s just nothing good to be said about the majority of the Hellraiser franchise.


I put on When a Stranger Calls because I thought it was a Carol Kane movie and I wanted more Carol Kane after watching a Tales from the Crypt episode featuring her, but it’s not a Carol Kane movie. It’s 15-ish minutes of Carol Kane answering the phone and then everything after that is just a private investigator trying to track down the Strange Caller after he escapes from a mental hospital. There are two instances where we hear what sounds like the THX “the audience is listening” swell. I’m not sure which came first. I feel like Halloween did it better, and even Scream, though, When a Stranger Calls is the better-looking movie in both instances.


Empire Records is another movie about a bunch of smarmy, shitty Gen-X stereotypes the audience was supposed to relate to but is hard to stomach if you aren’t Gen-X or don’t have any affection for it. Matthew Lillard winds up being one of the few tolerable people in that movie by virtue of the fact that he’s pretty good at playing the naïve and benign dumbass.

Also, seeing the name “Maxwell Caulfield” in the credits gave me this really awful feeling of like, “Why does this name sound so familiar?” It wasn’t until this morning that I remembered that the protagonist of Life is Strange is called Max Caulfield.

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saw a 35mm print of in the mood for love struck around the time of its original release at private screening downtown… amazing movie. maggie cheung has always been beautiful but she’s absolutely radiant in that :broken_heart::broken_heart::broken_heart:

imagine getting to watch tsui and wong on the big screen in a single weekend… feeling very spoiled lately

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