Mascots Who Deserve Platformers

This is the magic pudding

He is the mascot of Australia

Of the entire country

He is Not An Indigenous Stereotype.

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Why was the mascot of Australia voiced by John Cleese, one of the most British possible humans alive, is something that has haunted me since knowledge of the animated film was inflicted upon me by a friend in Australia

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Holy shit. I had no idea that he has a crocodile friend!

Zurich Bread ghost boy chef.

He can walk through walls, he throws bread, but he has to collect flower and wheat to create more.

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Trojan Man

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The protagonist of Myst is understood to be the Zig Zag man

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Kind of shocked Toonami Tom doesn’t have a game or at least a cameo in another one that I can think of

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There had to be a flash based one

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1679589227/tom-toonami-operations-module-blender-3d

you could make it happen

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there is frothing demand for
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but now imagine if you will
a banana-based action-platformer


tripping up baddies, eating banans, banana gun, the intriguing arc of the banana as it slices the air
the potential is infinite

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spread your peel and glide through the air
spin like a helicopter
it’s “Chiquita Banana in: BANANA’S BANANZA!”

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I read this as extended lyrics for the DK rap

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one of these days i’m going to learn how to romhack super mario bros. 2 US / doki doki panic, put dendy sprites in, and make it more like ghosts & goblins, but until then people will just have to read and enjoy this post

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That guy was in Mario 2

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I am shocked no indie devs have given Chiitan a platformer yet.

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that’s what I said!!! well I assumed chiitan had one already and then NO. how??

Chiitan should be in tony hawk

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god imagine chiitan doing a christ air

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Can milk walker jump though?

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