He would THROW BATTERIES AT STUFF.
Panasonic batteries.
the yamato cat and kitten
Tony the Tiger
Gritty
Haier brothers
First list thread idea in several years that’s actually interesting
every high school should have a student-made mascot platformer
Especially all the racist ones
spiritual successor to Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill where Kabosu (the Doge) comes down from heaven Actraiser-style to clear her name
does chiitan have a videogame I feel like that’s already happened
Energizer bunny just keeps going and you have to build the level on the fly around it to get it to the goal.
energizer bunny had a commercial with a fake platformer it was in
Geico Gecko vs Gex imho
Mayhem with lovingly rendered and Mo-capped Dean Winters
that horrible lightning-themed guy who looks like dril
California Raisins