Mascots Who Deserve Platformers

He would THROW BATTERIES AT STUFF.

Panasonic batteries.

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the yamato cat and kitten

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Tony the Tiger

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Gritty

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Haier brothers

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Oh fuck guys.

The Michelin Man.

He bounces.

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First list thread idea in several years that’s actually interesting

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every high school should have a student-made mascot platformer

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Especially all the racist ones

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spiritual successor to Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill where Kabosu (the Doge) comes down from heaven Actraiser-style to clear her name

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You know

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does chiitan have a videogame I feel like that’s already happened

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“Toasty” of the Rocky Mountain Vibes minor league baseball team is extremely platformer coded

gazette

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Energizer bunny just keeps going and you have to build the level on the fly around it to get it to the goal.

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energizer bunny had a commercial with a fake platformer it was in

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Geico Gecko vs Gex imho

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Mayhem with lovingly rendered and Mo-capped Dean Winters

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that horrible lightning-themed guy who looks like dril

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California Raisins

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