1st day I said I took too many screenshots as I took like 130ish, said I’d do better the next day.
The next day I took about 210, last words of my last post were “Next time less pictures!”
Just checked my screenshot folder and it says it has 275 images from today, please send help.
Summary
I leave anti-gravity lass behind me and walk down the street, bearing witness to a building being healed by plentiful fires.
I thought this was an odd way to describe the road also being flooded, but I google the term on my phone and it apparently is “the phenomenon in which the strength and stiffness of a soil is reduced by earthquake shaking or other rapid loading”.
This lady sure does know a lot about earthquakes… almost too much if you ask me.
I leave the likely state actor behind as I see a car dealership across from the inferno, again I’m not exactly sure how much a yen is worth but 30k of them should be enough to get me a decent set of wheels.
Inside the dealership is this very important businessman yelling about not being able to reach people before storming out and knocking me to the ground.
I grab my head and claim that I am concussed yet again, but the jerk just blows me off.
I naturally swear revenge against him, as any super sane man would.
No one there would see me a car so I decided to check out the Italian place next to the raging inferno. It is currently flooded which is exactly the kind of outside the box fire protection I expect from a place with a 2.8 on yelp.
The chef is currently mourning how she finally opened her dream place and now it is ruined, but there was maybe four tables in this large place and all the other ones still have the chairs upside down on the tables. You were doomed anyways, this way you at least get a nice insurance check.
Oh my god, the owner was still making everyone stay at work even though it is flooded and the building next door is on fire, this is every family owned Italian restaurant I’ve ever visited.
I take one of their hats (not like they’ll need it anymore) as it looks to be just the right shape to offer the most protection from any further concussions. I also buy a block of parmesan cheese off one of them as the Italian is also strong in me.
They let me exit through the back and I let myself into an open door down the alley and past the fire. It leads me into a jewelry store and like… this place ain’t wrecked, it’s been looted despite the fact the front door is still locked. This is why I don’t buy this natural disaster narrative they are shoveling, the only way this would make any sense is…
…if it were being robbed?
Huh. Fair play then.
Yes, very out of breath. I’m sure the corpse will be fine later.
Moving on, I think it is only fair that I get my cut of the jewels. She seems very adamant that they are hers and… you know I always said we need to believe women, particularly ones who are willing to knife people.
I notice her arm is slashed and… I mean she probably was acting in self-defense when she stuck the knife in that guy’s back, always best to help those in need and who also have a lot of jewels. Unfortunately she is still unwilling to share so I’ll have to get by with the key to the front door and my 3 moral points.
I make my way to a less wrecked area of the city, where a ton of people who won’t talk to me as they make their way down the street to…
…A blocked road. They are literally just walking in circles. They literally deserve whatever they get.
I catch sight of the guy who knocked me down earlier making his way into a building and am about to follow him when I see the most terrible thing just a bit further down the sidewalk.
A frickin’ musical panhandler bothering passer-byers with their guitar and melodic voice. This is why we need anti-homeless spikes on every surface, to keep these animals away from upstanding citizens like me and the lady in the jewelry shop.
Fortunately another citizen steps up, allowing me to not have to solve everything myself for once. Maybe there is still hope for this place.
It turns out there is a hunger system in this game, so I just eat this cheese wedge straight up. A future bathroom visit might become complicated, but I’m satiated for now.
Entering the building and I find an entire floor of people panicking about the company’s current stock price, worried that someone has been spreading rumors about them that have spooked investors. I assume with half the city collapsing no one is paying attention to unsubstantiated business rumblings, unless this company happens to sell earthquake insurance…
What a selfish employee, worried that he won’t be able to pay off the loan on his house just because he was mostly paid in company stock. This sort of me-first attitude is probably why this place is going down the drain.
I find the jerk who seemingly is the company president, who is worried that two of his most trusted employees have jumped ship to a different company… wait, Nakanishi?
I am always 100% Team Nakanishi.
You legit knocked me over, which is the worst thing that has happened to anyone today! He leaves me and his assistant asks how I know the president.
Sadly he was not able to help me with this and told me to come back at a later time.
Seeing no way to get satisfaction I leave the building just in time to see the giant looming overpass start to collapse. Fortunately I have my new hat so I am safe from any possible concussions…
One quick death and reload later
Stupid worthless hat, this is why that restaurant failed!
Well the road is blocked but I think I can make my way under what’s left of the overpass…
Oh look, everyone is… lying down. As far as the eye can see.
(so we definitely have time to animate some death poses, right?)
(I mean, maybe?)
I leave all the sleeping people behind and… I could really go for a burger after that.
There is literally a giant window at the front of the store facing the now-collapsed overpass. This is why you are stuck working register!
I’ve had it with the surface world, hopefully the subway treats me better.
Stupid movie poster, nothing but franchise dreck is released any more.
This entire station is abandoned but since this bathroom does not match my gender I’d better not enter, I was told it’d be unsafe for everyone and if any single word can describe my day so far it would be “safety”.
I eyeballed it as a few seconds.
A bit further down I stumble upon a woman who had part of the ceiling collapse onto her (probably used the wrong bathroom).
Even with the mangled legs she’s prettier than me, this simply will not do.
Sorry but all beauty must die, I’ll just be leaving…
I said I’ll just be leaving…
sigh
Don’t thank me, I literally had no choice.
I have already been slowed down, just walk off the crush syndrome and hopefully we can get out of here before any more headaches befall me.
Goddammit lady, you are the worst.
I literally roll my eyes so hard they nearly collapse into themselves, I didn’t want to bring her along in the first place can I just…
…Great.
You and me both. I pulled her out of the rubble and all I got for it was being tied up and 10 immoral points just now.
Alright we’ll just scooch around while he walks this same path repeatedly with a flashlight, if we can just make it to that convenience store I think I can probably cut through these ropes.
Voila~
I’m free, now you…
Oh. Well… best of luck!
I didn’t want to keep dragging her along anyways.
Oh you made it too. Great, just great.
OH FUCK THE LOCKER WITH THE VALUABLES IN IT, I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!
I am just having the worst day.
Super. Shoulda left you… well not with the drunken rapists, but probably under the rubble.
I guess tomorrow we head for the ferry. Saved someone’s life today, supported a restaurant that was literally underwater, used the correct bathroom and offered first aid to a murderer in need and I still somehow had 7 more immoral than moral points today (10 to 3), some days you just can’t win.
I cannot possibly have more screenshots tomorrow.
