Today, they added the long-awaited Tokyo zone.
In the game’s storyline, Tokyo is Ground Zero of whatever fucked up shit has befallen the world and there was a big lead-up to it when it went on Steam.
On a side note I love The Dragon’s nonsensical mission debrief reports. They’re one of the factions you can choose and they are the least sensible of the bunch.
So after a short detour into a plot of intrigue and betrayal, we get find ourselves on the way to Tokyo! Specifically, a fictional part named Kaidan, which people pronounce Kyden, for whatever reason. Probably because they don’t understand how Japanese works.
The writing here for Kaidan is 怪談, which essentially means ghost story. Hell if I know what this is.
There’s a bit of a storyline thing happening in Kaidan Train Station, which has been thoroughly and completely destroyed by strange beings from beyond human comprehension. Here we have Akaiito Line (Red Thread Line) and Kairo Line (Circuit Line). Very original naming convention going on here.
What happens in there is Mega-Spoilers so I won’t bother screencapping any of it.
Finally, it’s time to enter Kaidan!
This loading screen took me two minutes.
Check out that sweet terrible generic Asian chop suey font they’re using to tell you that it’s loading Kaidan. It’s so bad.
And here’s Kaidan! Well, what’s left of it. Please steer clear of the horrible abominations lurking the streets.
The Linux lighting bug has still not been resolved yet.
At the start there’s a small optional sidequest to track a mobile phone! And when you find it…
The Japanese is basically right, but what’s up with that translation? So far when the game has needed to translate something for you, whether from Korean or Romanian or whathaveyou, it’s been in clear English. Here? What? C’mon nobody texts like that here.
This actually bugs me more than anything else about this corny faux-Japanese locale.
Here’s some bushido. They wield katanas and assault rifles here.
I spent a good minute laughing at this one.
I especially liked the katakana dashes being horizontal instead of vertical.
Let’s go to bathhouse JIGOKU NO YU. (Translator’s note: Jigoku no Yu means Hell’s Water)
I’m using a katana because that’s just what you do when you’re in Japan. Have to act like a local, y’know.
What a friendly sounding place!
I like the cool demon dude in the baths, he’s cool.
After beating up some more demons I got a sweet banner on my back. Ready to lead the oni for battle!
This zone is maximally cheesy. I may put up more if I can stop laughing.
Don’t get me started on the samurai diner bar.