Is 'E-3', close enough for our hips to start gyrating?

they should put Xavier Woods in a game WITH Keanu

who is the target audience for this shit?

I could start dressing like bono and I’d just walk onto the job as a $300k/year producer

“he’s so subversive!” they’d say

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pretty sure xavier woods is trapped underneath that stage until next year at least

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ok but can you build your own car

People just cheered a lego car.

i know what you mean but for my 10 year old cousin this is the exact combination of his two current main interests

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Things immediately got more embarrassing.

is it usb-c

oh my god did someone finally make a third person zombie survival game???

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Probably.

PHANTASY STAR

I’M HERE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES

oh. It’s just that one

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phantasy star has influenced many of the most popular games, like tag and backgammon

Will they actually keep all the horny that’s in this now?

Apocalypse Now 2

Wanna see a gritty realistic modern fps with art by Hyung-Tae Kim

god dammit I’m SO DISAPPOINTED about that phantasy star just being the ridiculous one that’s already been out for literally years on PC and never came here because it was bad

there’s the Tales’s

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I wish they’d shoot a foot fetish video in the style of a Tales trailer

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It’s not though? Universe and Portable were much worse though