hey they’re rerunning the motorcycle this patch
everyone is going to walk out of this season with some kind of mount
Are the mounts the same kinda speed? If so I’m going unicorn
I mean, the unicorn flies and protects Nikki’s virginity
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they’re all pretty different. the bike is pretty fast and easy to control, the motorcycle is faster but a touch more sluggish and you get to watch a whole ass animation to summon it so I never use it whoops, the deer is pretty shit. giant nikki is the best by a significant margin, but only works in itzaland (and the sea of stars).
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the deer isnt a mount is a chest detector people keep getting it twisted
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yeah but it would be nice if it were both
a chest detector is cool in theory if the interactive map wasn’t so fucking good
please ignore the dozens of times I followed the map to chests and dews I missed that were out in the open and also the delay in new maps getting added
they cynically nerfed the interactive map, it only syncs once per day now! dunno if it was related to deer, but it sure is suspicious! still useful
the interactive maps tell me a lot but the chest detector tells me eeexxactly where it is. like it’s super helpful in areas with tons of verticality. guess who found a chest in the big wishing woods tree thanks to deer
THEY DID IT
NAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wish they were their own category but I haven’t liked any of the rings yet or wait is it gloves. it should be ring slot
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glad the nails are their own thing, I was thinking they’d be part of the banner. 180 diamonds is very nice
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oh shit I totally ignored that
there are nails that are part of the banner AS WELL
The Nails
The Bow
Crazy that they begin this fantastical new festival by fatshaming and gaslighting Momo and Nikki
Nikki’s just like ‘pfft everyone should wear what they want’
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yeah the ham fisted way they’re saying fat shaming is bad by just doing it to you is silly. everyone in the fucking game called momo fat before why would I think it’s different this time because you said it to nikki
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