@drobe, with your unhealthy interest in historical half swording, I was tempted to make you a sword Pokemon. But that would be kind of like naming Garfield “Lasagna.”
Instead, your apparent computer-literacy and the fact that you talked about Mech Warrior one time I’m pretty sure makes you a Magnezone.

And as a Magnezone, you do two things: chew bubble gum and kill Ferrothorns. And actually, you can’t chew bubble gum, because you have no mouth. So I guess you only do that one thing. Oh: you’d also like to scream, but…see above.
You see, your native ability Magnet Pull makes it impossible for other steel-type pokemon to leave a battle with you, which is pretty neat, considering how you have exactly one fire move which can 2-hit KO any pokemon that are double-weak to fire, such as Scizor and Ferrothorn, both of which are extremely common in OU. But you know what? We’re also going to equip you with Choice Specs, which multiplies your special attack by 1.5 but only allows you to use the first move you select until you switch out. Fortunately, one move is all you need. You use Hidden Power Fire on types weak to fire, Volt Switch to both damage and immediately escape anyone intimidating, and Thunder or Flash Cannon on any types that might effect.
All in all, you can be a bit stubborn and set in your ways, but you know what works and you know what you’re good at.
You’re also resistant to 11 different attack types and immune to 1, so a lot of abuse slides right off your back. Unfortunately, you’re double-weak to Ground type attacks, and probably only bulky enough to survive one Earthquake, if that. Now, like a real Earthquake, this is something we could prepare for. You could switch your Choice Specs for a helpful Air Balloon which would free you up to use Magnet Rise and become immune to the Ground attacks you so fear.
But you’ve never really been the play-it-safe conservative time. High risk, high reward. No whammies, no whammies, no whammies–STOP!
As long as you’re clever and read your opponent like a book, you’ll be a major threat and a hell of precision killer.
drobe (Magnezone) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
- Volt Switch
- Thunder
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Flash Cannon
For stats, we’ll double down on your strong Special Attack to ensure those free OHKO’s and super-damaging escapes. We’ll also max out your HP giving you the bulk to take the first hit, due to your low speed.
But for god sakes, watch out for Heatrans. They’re faster than you, and they breathe fire.