i dunno how i'm gonna SURVIVE this game

That dude found an audience trashing AAA games with difficult or unfavorable development histories, so that’s seemingly all he does now.

Although I found the one he did for Mass Effect Andromeda pretty hilarious, mainly because of his over the top reaction.

so i’ve played this dumb game a lot and it’s pretty enjoyable. hits that sweet spot of low-mid budget japanese games that don’t really exist these days. full of a bunch of goofy ideas that kind of work and it has boktai 3 music in it. maybe i should finally play mgs v too.

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I’ve hit a difficulty spike and am kind of annoyed. After building up the complexity over time they’ve simplified some of the more interesting stuff and thrown more difficult enemies at me at the same time. The same sort of thing happened in Phantom Pain and I gave up, but we’ll see how this goes.

I do feel like the game is being unfairly received by critics because they don’t really understand lower budget Japanese Games and they’ve built up a huge narrative about the Kojimaless Konami that they can’t really give up on now.

-Wes

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oh yeah! i really can’t stand that guy’s videos. he’s made a real career from making mountains out of molehills and feeding that gamer rage, but i guess that’s what gets him clicks and it’s probably better than going to an office every day. gross though.

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i made this but im afraid the metal gear survive fan discord wont appreciate it

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it has dawned on me that this is actually a resident evil game

That this game is more Fox Engine is almost enough to carry it.

The multi is dead.

It is cooler than I expected. But also barebones and personalitiless.

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i beat this and immediately realized i was depressed and that’s why i put up with it. i’m trying to get my life together now. thank u konami for opening my eyes

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Failure in this game is just too much. I think I have to quit playing it because I get instinctively mad and hit the couch when I die. The couch didn’t deserve that!

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Kind of looking forward to seeing if they continue this route for whatever future updates they make:


So the shagohod shows up during the co-op special mission. The AI in this game being what it is you are either qualified to do the mission or need to be carried through a mission (this is true for one and only online mode.). It reminds me a lot of the last game I played like this in small annoymous groups. Dog Days the few players quickly became better than the AI so the only way to make it interesting was to betray and man that was a good time.

This game is assassin’s creed design mixed with grind. i guess it is just a lonely MMO. If I do one more 30 minute online game I can buy EVA’s jumpsuit but zipped up. Video games.

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maybe the biggest suspension is an 8 year old computer wiz wheelchair-bound …from 1970s. Computers gave him escape from his physical bounds. On what? What computer did you have access to in 1977?

Like I feel that detail means the game was made by a younger generation right there. That don’t remember or realize before computers.

The previous was an excerpt from my insert credit review if this game was released in 2004.

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Maybe his dad worked for the government and they had bring-your-child-to-work days.

Considering particular elements of the plot I’m sure you could even come up with a new go-to BS explanation just like you could blame everything on nanomachines before.

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Spoiler This game also blames everything on nanomachines

I’m sitting here looking at MGSV on my PS4’s hard drive and I’m just not sure I even want to bother I’ve always hated the plots in these games

After the Cyprus intro it largely gets out of the way.

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By 1975 in MGS’ supernatural Tom Clancy alt history, we had fulton balloon bazookas, smartphones and vocaloid-AI-controlled bipedal nuke launchers.

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I played MGSV for 90 hours based entirely on the game and not the story. You should give it a go! Wabacia wabacia wabacia wabacia wabacia wabacia

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He means wolbachia but seconded.

Then again, if the MGS aesthetic isn’t your thing to begin with you’ll never enjoy it 100% no matter what