I downloaded all these cars, now I want to take them on the road. (Handheld Consoles for Emulation)

“HEY GUY’S WHAT’S UP I’M REVIEWING A NEW HANDHELD FROM AMAZON THAT COMES WITH 5000 GAMES AND”

No it doesn’t! It doesn’t come with shit! You found that SD card full of ROMs in a box in the woods, right next to the porno. The woods burned down. The SD card vanished after you shot the video. Maybe suggest people look to some sort of huge forest - an Amazon, if you will - if they want to find a similar decked out handheld.

Don’t be a fucking goober and go “HYUCK WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAN GET ALL THESE ILLEGAL ROMS ON AMAZON, I’VE ATTACHED THE LIST OF ALL 5000 IN THE COMMENTS!” Jesus.

Edit: I know this isn’t what they’re getting the Italian guy with (probably), I’ve just got an axe that needs grindin’.

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The thing though with these handhelds is that they always come with a (very shitty so you should just throw it away) SD card loaded with (low quality) pirated content.

That’s what they got him on, not having the devices in the first place.

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“Chris,” he said. “Did you make this?”

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yeah all the Anbernic online store photos seem to indicate these devices are just for displaying very pretty wallpapers of the Tibetan Plateau, boats, etc.

Oh whats that they accidentally sent me another unlabelled microsd in the box?

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Going on a camping trip. Could be a good time to take one of these for a drive. I wonder what game I should play?

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finally got a miyoo (went with the official store on ali and had no issues this time)
now what the hell do I play on it besides rondo of blood

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Picross…lots of Mario’s Picross…

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Fire ‘N’ Ice has been a major play-it-on-the-train-commute game for me on three different handheld devices now

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Puzzle gamessssss

Panel de Pon, Wario’s Woods, Cleopatra Fortune, Columns III, Super Puzzle Fighter, Puzzle Bobble, Puyo Puyo, Soldam if you wanna be a sicko

Apotris if you want a good free fanmade Tetris

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new gizmo innovation: curved crt-like screen



interesting choice of example game for the multiplayer feature

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based on the image they are just curved bezels over a normal rectangular screen. you’d think, ok i guess it’s just to hide overscan-area stuff but no they are also just leaving black borders around the image in widest parts? seems not great to me

the official site claims it’s a curved glass screen, which could still just mean some kind of lens on top of a regular flatscreen?

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That thing has an ass on it.

Its a lens over a flat screen. powered on it seems to have very little effect and there isn’t really any overscan.

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strange…

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Might be cool once people configure it properly with overscan? And black frame insertion and all the crazy nonsense

someone should make one of these with a rotateable 4:3 screen, that’d be neat

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Dang…I mean I’ll just keep using my 3DS but…dang…

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that reminds me, apparently the retroid flip 2 can do switch?

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I bought an rg cube xx for some reason and it can’t emulate taito f3 games. I am very sad. I feel like these should work.

edit: ok I think my shit is just broken or the stock OS sucks shit or something, I’m getting 40fps in mega drive games with no shaders. that ain’t supposed to happen. unlucky.

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well, flashing to muos fixed everything, except rayforce still has some frame drops. now I gotta figure out how to do anything on this OS

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