Here is a dynasty warriors 9 condo turmoil update. i ran into liu bei on the battlefield and he pretended like we barely knew each other and then after i beat him he returned to my place and told me he’d like to take a long ride on a horse with me. i decided to take him with me if only to get him out of my house for a while and lu bu randomly showed up on my front lawn to tell me he was going to kick my ass. liu bei actually helped me in this fight which was kind of nice and lu bu gave me his pajamas for winning. he invited himself in and told me we were allies now and that he’d erase anybody who got in my way, which is great, except now lu bu is also squatting in my fucking house!!! i got a tea set that attracts women to my house (???) from a merchant because i slayed a roving gang of tigers for him but i really wish he had given me a fucking lock for my front door or something instead