i’ve been fishing in the luoyang moat for pots and saddles that i can sell for tens of thousands of gold in dynasty warriors 9 because i just bought a condo and need to redecorate it. i sent liu bei a letter or something and he showed up to my house and gave me a set of his pajamas. every time i come back to my house after running around in the desert blowing up bandits with grenades for old coins hes still sitting there in his fucking pajamas asking me if i have “Discourses on Salt and Iron items.” it told me that liu bei and i are now friends which is cool i guess but hes living in my god damn condo rent free. this game is insane