Hear Sounds, Make Sounds

i imitated a large number of sounds in games i played as a kid that there’s too many to count. so we’ll focus on Wario Land 1:

“drebbadoo” - when you shrink
“clung/clung-ung” - coins
“rashashashasheep” - when you rush enemies
edit: i forgt - “piscine” - when you grab onto things with your horns
“gertrude clu-clung” - when you die (don’t ask)
“shweep-bowwhew” - the sound made with the weird skunk creatures you step on in the ice levels i think? or maybe that’s a different sound, can’t even remember

and Wolfenstein 3D enemies:

“uh, sarge!” - brown guards when they see you
“you butthole!” - SS guys when they see you
“peon!” - officer guys when they see you
“mun lamen!” - SS guys when they die
“i’m from mars!” - officer guys when they die

also Yoshi’s smash move in Super Smash Bros 64 - “groooin CUP!”
one of the Pokeballs in SSB64 (Clefairy) - “goddamn!”

songs that i made up lyrics to as a kid:

“you pick me up, even though you put me down”

“everywhere you look there’s a smiling face/trouble in bubbles”

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Around 2001 someone showed up to my friends house on a bunch of ketamine and insisted she knew the lyrics to one of the Dr. Mario songs.

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Mainly just in my mind and not aloud, but

“What else could ever happen to us today?”

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OH YEAH i still say ‘RACE ME RACE ME’ high pitched because of this!

AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE
THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.
KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMIND;
THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM,
AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
CREATED TO SERVE ME.

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.

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Several briggs lines in Limbo of the Lost

  • “ergh, yuck! Us mortals, we do have feelings you know!”
  • “no sense, no feeling.”
  • “pwhoar, what a stink! And before you ask, it isn’t me!”
  • when I say “what’s going on?” my brain autocompletes to “I can’t see a thing!”
  • “how dare you sir, to even offer me such filth!”

Mystery of the druids “Al’s pitza palace makes the best pitza in the whole of London.”

Mario 64 oof when I see something skeevy/problematic

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Want some rye? Course ya do

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it’s YYIIIAAAAAOOOOOWWWW time

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HEY HEY HEY IT’S TIME TO MAKE SOME CRRRRRAZY MONEY! ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO!

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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

when I see it spelled like that I pronounce it like ja

But that’s how he says it!

any time i hear sleigh bells in a certain rhythm i just sing this whole song:

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