I’d like to leave heide’s tower of flame. I’d like to never walk to the second bonfire ever again. I’d like to surf past the sleepy knights on one of the giant guys shields so I dont have to deal with their bullshit bad posture shambling into my life. I died like 7 times on the way to old dragonslayer but then beat him in one try. I felt bad that we completely fucked up all the shit in the cathedral but then the guy who lives there was a total fucking dick to me so whatever I guess. Enjoy hanging out with your fucking gank squads in all that church detritus, buddy.
