GUN GAL 2021: NO MAN'S GUY

It has greatness in it, but it doesn’t know where to go like Far Cry 2 does. It’s the jet-fighter sim of open shooters but it can’t square being really fiddly with the needs of an action game.

Despite bursts of overwhelming power the player is actually quite fragile and spends a lot of time skulking in the bushes (I love this stuff), which plays kind of odd with the MAXIMUM GAME tone they’re broadcasting. It’d make a great Predator game, though, especially if the fiddly interface was contextuallized as esoteric alien tech.

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I mean that was really the best part of the original Far Cry too.

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I thought Crysis 2’s campaign was actually pretty tightly-paced. Felt quite Half-Life-y at the time but it has been ages since I played it.

They made a good stab at it but another Half-Life-following shooter campaign was not what the world needed in 2010. I’m still amazed that CryTek bolted out of the gate with Far Cry and then just sort of deflated. I guess they wanted to play in the big leagues and got chewed up by the same forces pulling everything in the late PS2 and 360 generation.

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It seemed a lot less like inexplicable deflation to me and a lot more like learning all the wrong lessons from Far Cry’s big flaws. Muting all its strengths and chasing all its weaknesses to try and shore them up.

Yeah, in retrospect, as the midbudget/high-tech category that has periodically thrived on PC (Origin Systems as a precursor) was squeezed, they tried to survive by moving into the shooter space opened up on consoles, and away from the open sim-ish shooter space they wanted to be in. At the same time as everyone else.

Which makes it all the more surprising that Ubisoft picked up Far Cry and did it better, but they have been pretty good at wrestling conceptually-crunchy games into mass-market ones. It’s funny to think of it, but the bland Far Crys that followed 2 really needed that interesting game to build off and I’m sure Ubisoft considers it an important game, even if they’d never do it again.

I agree. Crysis 2 has an okay campaign (one of the few where “hardest” doesn’t mean enemies just instantly laser you the moment you show your face), but it has honestly one of the best MP shooter designs of all time and I’m still pissed off about its closure.

It has the same general structure as NuDoom, a structure that I would argue it popularized - corridor with cutscenes/dialog into big arena fight, repeat - but where NuDoom allows no expressiveness, Crysis 2 is nothing but cool combat sandbox, so it has a nicer texture.

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i remember playing the demo of Cryisis 2 MP and i was still pretty new to all of it, and i remember seeing some grass and looking moving, and then being shot to the head.
i remember liking a bit but i don’t remember much

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cuba I got a screenshot of you moments before you were assassinated by a door


Only God Forgives

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Even the doors in this game shoot bullets

when you are a door and don’t learn to hack others, you can buy a gun for doors.

ground branch is probably the only true successor to raven shield and ghost recon except it has this added element of being an amazing 2 gun match simulator. cuba can attest to me clearing planeloads of guys with nothing but a M9 and shotgun switching between the two for some fancy shooting

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Well it’s about time someone upped the ante from the Build engine’s lethal swinging doors that could crush you just as easily as allow you to pass.

Time to set up an all pistol round

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Ahem.

Shoot The Hinges.

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚞𝚝𝚢®: 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚛 – 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚞𝚝𝚢®: 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕.

𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚞𝚝𝚢: 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚛’𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟶𝚜. 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎-𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚗, 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜, 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚞𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝙱𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚗, 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚉𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟿.

𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚞𝚝𝚢: 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚙𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶.

GIPPER BLOPS

someone should export the gipper model into sniper elite 4 so that you can shoot the gipper’s testes off

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disappointed but not surprised that the john hinckley mission is pre-order dlc