Get SB to play a game?

being a bad guy (if you want) is also fun, I can attest. maybe emulating steambo(a)t chronicles is the way it was meant to be …

Those goddamn Riven doors.

I would say that the only way to play Riven nowadays is via a digital version as the older dvd version runs terribly on more modern PCs. I lost track of how many dozen hard freezes I ran into, but it killed the pacing and enjoyment something fierce.

LISTEN UP!
Join your friends, we be watching it too!
DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-STOP, DON’T-DON’T STOP, DON’T-DON’T-DON’T,
When the city gon’ south, we make our move!

We’re the force, the Pop Tarts UNDERGROUND!
DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-DON’T-STOP, DON’T-DON’T STOP, DON’T-DON’T-DON’T
Yo don’t stop kickin’ til the green goes down!

KICK IT.

(whoosh, whoosh)

L-L-LISTEN UP!

(whoosh)
(ratatatatata)
(nigga gets shot) AAAAAAAAH!

P-POW, P-POW
SSSSSSHK SHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK

KI-KICK, KI-KICK IT.

Clearly, I’m going about selling games to you guys the wrong way

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