Geoffrey Keighley (1979) presents The Game Annouments (2022), and other Expositions of Electronic Entertainment

Looking forward to the CAPCOM showcase of announced games tomorrow, which will be Pragmata, Deep Down, and Darkstalkers Not Dead.

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pls dont make fun every year i watch capcom at e3 with a fragile pathetic flutter of hope in my heart for deep down and every year they trample my naive innocent soul like so many fallen autumn leaves

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Deep Down actually is a videogame thing I think about a lot

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The only time it would have been worth the time, in comparison to other games in the genre, was the month that the kickstarter opened.

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I think Deep Down was leaked as being part of a showcase alongside CyGames’ Project Awakening.

This is a joke, in case you forgot what Project Awakening was.

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biggest problem with that team is hiring, nobody has AAAA games experience, can’t find anybody.

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I knew a kid in elementary school who said he saw a movie that was rated XXXX.

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Dragon’s Dogma 2 tho

Yes I know they said ā€žpreviously announced titlesā€œ but I choose to ignore that

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did I miss anything. I saw that STARFIELD exists and looks exactly like you’d think it’d look, and forza 8 is very proud of cracked asphalt and everything racing games have had for the last decade. also I will finally have every league of legends champ unlocked, a mere 7 years after quitting league outside of a couple games every 6 months

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Did you see Skate Story?
If you did than you didn’t miss anything.

So far Skate Story and Demon School were the only things that interested me.

and the interest in Demon School isn’t so much from the trailer, but more of a ā€˜I trust Brandon Sheffield to make good games’ situation. I like Gunhouse, Oh Deer!, and Gunsport, so I’ll probably like Demon School.

Hideo Kojima announced he still exists. He didn’t have a game to show.

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Maybe I am getting too old for video games

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god, I wish I was weird and based my entire identity around brand loyalty

anyway, I can’t worry about consumerists, I need to train some horses

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Today is the Capcom thing, right?

Not gonna get my hopes up for much, but I’m glad that Street Fighter 6 looks pretty good.

That canned commentator stuff is getting turned off immediately, though. Absolutely not.

(I will accept the canned commentary only if they do whatever the Super Famicom version of Jikkyo Oshaberi Parodious did, where it sounded like the commentator was croaking out lines through a tin can on a string, but from like, hell)

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I miss the exuberance of VF5’s commentators.

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all this shit, and I just want them to make a good game that isn’t like a LEGACY or a PROPERTY or a SEQUEL.

Just like. a good game. Something ambitious.

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We got more indie extrusions. Come and wait for Dragon’s Dogma 2 and Deep Down together

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