Geoffrey Keighley (1979) presents The Game Annouments (2022), and other Expositions of Electronic Entertainment

the blizzard aesthetic makes me want to fucking retch. disgusting!

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Diablo itself lookin BAD

You know shit’s bad when they send in Rod Fergusson to stitch it up, he shipped Binfinite

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This developer testimony just describing the game trying to convince us this is the shit, shut up.

it’s actually like, very alarmingly dull

good for path for exile eating their lunch

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Why is there so little contrast? Did the Blizzard faithful freak out the last time they used colors?

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i’m only half-watching the stream, but here are some real game titles from the Wholesome Direct from yesterday:

Snacko
Lil Gator Game
Lovebirb
Calico - Pawsome Edition

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Don’t forget Melatonin

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And A Frog’s Tale

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before diablo 3 came out there was a bunch of complaining about how colorful the game was. I specifically remember people photoshopping unicorns into it and shit

that was >10 years ago btw

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Oh damn, N3oh?

Edit: Wo Long. Looked like a Lu Bu tease at the end.

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They should get diablo cody to write a diablo game

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A whole new generation can get to Kanji’s shadow reconciliation in Persona 4 and tell the game to fuck off

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Glad they’re porting Royal, some really funny stuff in that one. Excited to see it again.

persona 3 portable, but on a non portable ???

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it had features over FES including, critically, being a girl

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Thank you Kojima-san

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Persona fans all over the world can still gatekeep the answer until the end of time

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This is gonna be a No Man’s Sky moment. People will write papers about this.

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