Geoffrey Keighley (1979) presents The Game Annouments (2022), and other Expositions of Electronic Entertainment

ESO continues to be entirely impossible to identify from any given screenshot.

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I love the insanely dull designer shit all these presenters are wearing

It feels like they accidentally rolled Forza hot wheels instead of Starfield lol

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They’re just teasing me with these Hot Wheels tracks now.

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The last hot wheels expansion was really fun and had fake cars!

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yeah I will buy this new hot wheels expansion in a heartbeat, did they say next month

2 Ark 2 Furious

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S•C•O•R•N

let giger sleep

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this soulslike looks like it maybe spent too much time in the concept art stage but also probably fine, much like forspoken looks

Flintlock the Siege of Dawn sounds like a 2001 Xbox launch title

previous game was ashen

the siege of dawn

this is the legend of a united… Ireland

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Minecraft: Dragon Quest Builders?

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minecraft pikmin?

minecraft musou rpg is an achievement in misunderstanding IP you bought

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speaking of which, this twangy-voiced banjo narrator overlaid on cartoon mecha settler farming world is aesthetically insane

it’s so confused that I think it actually qualifies as an ad for colonialism

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I’ve played Battletech, I know the score here [strapping missile launchers to my sharecropper combinebot]

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this show is getting worse, their big budget stuff is alright but I really hate the way all these microsoft-funded indies are tending to look now

like I’m coming away from E3 actually excited for street fighter and forza and entirely dismayed at the state of anything that cost less than 8 figures to make

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It’s been pretty endemic to most of the indies shown off this month. Really unambitious art direction everywhere

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