holy shit half life 3
“puzzles are the most energy efficient way of generating entropy”
can we get vincent toups to comment on this?
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portal where the player character talks is so disgusting
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Every time you fling yourself: * enthusiastic hooting and hollering *
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get remembered?
Get remembered or die tryin’
oh no we’re getting tarnished-likes already
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There’s only room for like 8 words in the game title Zeitgeist at any time
am i playing warioware
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Orcville Beat: Nostalgia Odyssey is a Roguelite rhythm-based deckbuilder 4X asymmetrical fantasy grimdark farming simulator…
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Imagine like, playing the violin and making people’s limbs fly off like Elfen Lied
Make that game
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“THE ELITE PROFIT FROM VICIOUS DOG RACES”
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Give me the Warioware IP I’m gonna make a wholesome game
Isn’t this another solo dev project? Bright Memory Infinite
‘You’re too late, once I finish pouring this primordial flood over Earth the black hole will…’
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This Is What Bloodborne Will Look Like In The Year 2015
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Glad to be with my people: the exhausted and dismayed
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brb gonna change the name metroidvania to “2d blasphemous-bourne-likes”
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“maybe this next game is for you”"
really??
Mythbusters: The Game, coming 2004
Having dramatic narration over someone walljumping through a metroidvania environment is some kind of dissonance.
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“court mandated therapy robot”
oh no