Games You Played Today VIII: Journey of the Cursed Poster

Belle Boomerang Demo
Demons of Asteborg Demo

Two Steam pixel-art platformer demos: looked through loads of pixel-art sort of standard-action platformers on Steam, these were nearly the only two decent-looking 2D ones I managed to find that didn’t have flashing VFX. But they both felt like they were trying too hard on presentation over actual gameplay. And Asteborg screen-shakes with every hit, ack.

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I recently got mad at a stalker mod for giving it call of duty controls you couldn’t rebind, but then I started laughing because they left quick bandage and medkit on [ and ], the most intuitive keys.

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:nauseated_face:

kilobytes per meter

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Has it ever really been keyboard or mouse?

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I mean yeah wolf and doom were both controlled by most people exclusively by keyboard, and there was also a wacky “mouse only” or at least “mouse mostly” setting for doom (hence the “right click to move forward” joke)

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And don’t forget all the joystick sickos whose primary analogy when fps was invented (“piloting” around the game avatar in first person) was spaceflight games!

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Pedals for strafe was a decent setup back in the day, even if I no longer have a setup with pedals.

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I used to play quake 2 with a trackball because you could stunt on all the suckers stuck with shitty ball mice

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Yeah I played q2 and q3 with a trackball, actually got pretty good at railgun sniping

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I think before trackballs and then optical mice like, 50-60% accuracy with the rail was very, very good. Kinda crazy to compare it to how ez it was to nail shots in ut2k4 instagib just a few years later

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I think of quake as the first mouselook game but even that was off by default iirc, it was a checkbox in the options.

Pretty sure halflife was the first game with wasd as default (and they needed a whole separate movement tutorial to get people acclimated)

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It’s actually marathon

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yeah, half life was by no means first, half life was maybe the first retail release that took it for granted, but quakeworld etc were around for a very long two years before that

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Nothing on mac is allowed to be the first anything, sorry I don’t make the rules

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I will kill you next time I see you with my .44 magnum mega class

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it wasn’t even in the options menu! you run the exe with +mlook, or use a console command
some mad shit

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the first game where mouselook was the assumed, default input method was bethesda’s terminator: future shock

everything else, you had to set it up

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And we laugh about how long it took for humans to invent the wheel…

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it took awhile before we thought to cut a hole in the bottom of the basketball net

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found the worlds worst famiclone with some real terrible games

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