Games You Played Today Oratorio Tangram

Gonna need a bigger budget so I can hire some Indian content mill to crank out hundreds of gachapon and super long animations of Laura reacting to gachapon.

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Having played a lot of Mario Kart 8 with my wife, I can say two things:

1: It’s a real good game
2: You can win without using power slides, but not as often as if you do use power slides

Oh another thing:

3: Power slides on motorcycles are fucking sick

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imagine writing some wannabe videogames dissertation on fucking Mario Kart

it’s fucking Mario Kart

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This is the kind of alternate dimension games writing I like tbh. Not saying I agree but I still want to start action button but for wacky game reviews like this.

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mario kart 8 rules hard, it’s beautiful and it feels great all the time. i think that piece means well but it’s definitely just a dorky misfire

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I think p. much all the MKs except the original SMK kind of suck including 8 but what this piece is is someone discovering the ABDN Method about seven years too late, and not being able to handle the high.

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why dont more games have dashes like Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance

I finished Witcher 3 tonight after getting through two sets of ā€œfinalā€ quests during the hurricane. It’s very satisfying. It’s incredible that they tied up all of the threads from the books and games without making everything stupid like MGS4. There’s a particular quest in the third act in which an elf takes you through a series of Rick and Morty portals to sci-fi worlds that makes me very excited for their next game.

I also happened on a beautiful mechanical quirk. I was in a blizzard that caused constant damage and without any healing items or the ability to create more. I figured I’d have to use the magic shield to run from spot to spot. An ability on the magic shield that absorbs damage as health let me use the blizzard to heal myself. The game is light on emergence in general but it was very fun to figure this out.

I think I’m going to play the expansions now that I’m back in it. Smaller doses.

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There’s a really weird, gross hog in observer

i have a ton of n64 games now but am still struggling to find a decent joystick

sellers like to attach aftermarket sticks and not even call them refurbished

fingers crossed for the one i just ordered from ebay. also fingers crossed that opening up my shitty one (to clean the plastic dust and grease it) will yield an improvement. i also ordered some replacement parts for the black pivot gears. we’ll just have to see i guess. if this fails i’ll probably try the gc-style replacement modules with a custom pcb to correct the bad deadzone, excess ranges, and increment skips (no fine control)

I would love to play Hotel Dusk in VR. I’d sleep with Oculus on and wake up and wander around Hotel Dusk and talk to my friends and eat imaginary steak

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the stick has a metal base and the MakoPad, unlike the SuperPad, was a licensed product

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i have done so much research into this it’s kind of scary. i’ve looked at probably every aftermarket controller ever made for the n64. they are all deficient, including this one, the competition pro, and the hori mini pad, though those three are arguably the only 3 non-oems you should even consider. i remember using a superpad back in the day, and while this one has better build quality and is more durable, the form factor is shit, and the buttons are meh and don’t have the right spacing.

have you tried strafe-running/keyboard style grips in GE/PD on a super/mako? it’s not gonna work

I mean, if you want to play GE/PD, you just need to accept that you’re using one of the two-controller setups

only when i’m forced; using right index to scrape A+B on right pad using GE/PD 2.4 scheme is not good for anyone’s hands:
https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi477.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr138%2FJoao794%2F14JUL14%20and%20so%20on%2F20140725_074624_zpsxchqacmi.jpg&hash=067bbcbfc408d4a0dafbc1b21cb81bec

alien finger (1.2 style, thumb on c-buttons, index crossing over thumb to reach A+B) is hand abuse:

keyboard style 1.2 (overhand, fingers resting on top 3 c-buttons, index or thumb for A+B) is the only thing i can rock currently without pain:
https://forums.the-elite.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FixumMbt.png&hash=302961a17ef6ddfc11eb24ddef38b963

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Windjammers is amazing. I can’t get any online matches to work though. I’m playing on vita.

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got all achivements in wolfenstein the new order

what am i doing

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The Lord’s work. That’s what you’re doing.

I got the all the achievements in The New Order twice. And once for The Old Blood!

There might be a few things wrong with me.

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Also I am still playing Minecraft every day going on three or four weeks now. I’m not even doing anything! Just dorking around in there while I listen to podcasts, documentaries and stand up comedians on YouTube.

Lately I’ve been going through the process of removing water from an area of ocean and making giant pits. Made a long land bridge out into the middle of the ocean a ways away from my home base area and have been dumping sand/gravel, stacking it from the bottom to the surface of the water, then removing it and making an ever wider area that is just a giant pit straight down to the ocean floor.

I’m looking for one of those underwater temples and I think I’m close because there’s lots of those guardians around now. I still need to finish my castle and my wall and explore the nether and tame farm animals and ride a horse and and and.

It’s overwhelming sometimes.

Also The Evil Within was on sale over the weekend for cheap a I go it and am halfway through chapter 2. I like it, kind of a mix gameplay-wise between Resident Evil 4 and The Last of Us. It’s got some good sneak-stabbing.

homie play it on fightcade

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