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more than anything I want to know what caused absolutely everyone of note in this setting to wear giant fucking knives on their backs with the handles pointed down and to the right

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Wait…

Rebels against what?!?

what do ya got?

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at first I thought “the crown in general” but now they seem to have a a specific beef with the company that is the east india company except called THE UNITED INDIA COMPANY because alternate history

I mean, either way I’m down

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so far in this “foundry” I’ve found an anvil, 2 power hammers, 2 lathes, and some stuff laying around that resemble castings but absolutely no equipment that would be used to cast the castings which would make this a foundry

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You hit the screenshot button multiple times, thus getting the screenshot icon in your screenshot. Classic.

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finally I found some entertaining writing in Marinara

can’t believe it took like 15 hours to get to something that isn’t shameful

Wife and I are drinking wine and playing You Don’t Know Jack in the first Jackbox Party Pack

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I thought maybe I’d be having a change of heart after learning about the general badness of empire, colonialism, etc.

turns out it’s vampires tho

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oh no I just told the guy who’s definitely a vampire about the vampire conspiracy

I’m such an idiot

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yeah so it turns out this dude is a vampire who could have guessed

he’s not the vampire whose dick I just saw

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Finally, some dick. Took long enough

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mirror drop absolutely owns bones

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Assault Android Cactus. Finally. It is about the best twin stick shooter I have ever played mechanically. It is still visually hideous. But I have played it and decided it is a good game. I don’t really like twin stick shooters. You are welcome @notbov

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also now you have to S+ every level and join the 10 of us with the platinum

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I think I used to be twitter mufos with the dev? I can’t remember.

Fine, guess I’ll have it too

I played some Mario Maker levels designed by my friend’s eight year old daughter. It’s a good thing she’s generous with the stars because a lot of those levels were bullshit. None had checkpoints, though she would always let me restart “just before the first Bowser.” So like one-third of the way in.

I appreciated the risk vs. reward dynamics from the enemy and powerup placement though. You want the starman you’re going to have to earn it.

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Do you have levels of your own? I’ll play them! We used to have a Mario Maker thread at one point. I could use an excuse to log in again.