games you played today chronicles X: ten things I played about you

and you know, i bet they’ll add his dlc to cotw (circle of the woon) as promotion for the new art of fighting, when it hits later on

sort of a fatal fury special thing

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have maxed out azurelore’s level, and mastered every master but two

jp is half a level away; bison is 3/4 of the way to a climax

then world tour is nothing but clothes, baby

live and let dye

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HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE 1CC GLEYLANCER

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I have to face the possibility that I simply am not capable of finishing Lorn’s Lure, this difficulty spiked wall near the end is quite frankly absurd.

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finally playing the castlevania fighting game and it turns out this game rules. i’m enjoying unlocking little accessories to put on the characters, making them look goofy:



much like the non-fighting game castlevanias, holy water is extremely overpowered:

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As someone who’s never seen Maria in a mainline Castlevania game, this game’s rendition of her is my entire impression of who she is as a character.

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yeah carmilla’s got some freakin mad magombos in that game

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Uh, search movers? I dunno, it didn’t seem that bananas when I played it. Not that I remember all 11 of its stages and bosses that well…
You’re not messing up the escort mission (stage 10), are you?

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I remember being slack jawed at TGS with Iga on stage looking at these. How could you not they are enormous.

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Okay went back and I was stuck on the very last stretch of Lorn’s Lure so managed to finish it with only a Super Meat Boy-esque 668 deaths on the final chapter :sweatpig:

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can 100% recommend getting gley-lanced, incidentally

a sacred gift

we must be related

stick to it and believe in your power

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I think this is the voice of Babs bunny

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Another group of my friends picked up Helldivers 2 so I’m back at the Starship Troopers grind. This is easily my favorite PC game since Left 4 Dead 2.

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Yeap, this getting overlooked because people wanted a whip cracking simulator on the Wii instead was a major goof. I love that game.

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Am really enjoying Metaphor but have only done the first major dungeon.

I like how they address one of the major conceits of ‘kill bad guy’ in JRPG as a goal. Their assassination is made impossible due to a posthumous spell the king casts enforcing a democratic election. While in effect, no candidate may be harmed and their popularity is measured objectively by the spell telepathically registering the current vote of any citizen. Kinda Hunter X Hunter-esque with the conditions of the election and the fact that the candidates for new king cannot be murdered but can be the subject of a duel.

It has a certain appeal as a fantasy world despite a lot of elements being generic when taken by themselves. The pace is good (so far), and the presentation and opportunities for planning party dynamics and calendar events is the kind of thing I can really get into. I like how extremely scarce they make MP as a way of curtailing what you can do in a single run through a dungeon. It actually feels like you’re planning expeditions rather than just purchasing 100 ethers and beelining it to the boss.

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Okay I forgot Angela throws a TV at her dad.

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Upside-down runes? But I couldn’t work out what they spell, if anything.

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