This plan got thwarted when Limahl got murdered by some guy. Funnily enough, it seems corpses can still communicate because I got an SOS notification from him that was like “Help, I’ve been killed by this guy at these coordinates, I need Body Reconstruction Elixir 1 to revive”.
So I spent an entire in-game year trying to work out how to get the elixir for him, which can only be made from herbs that you get from one hidden cave in a vast wilderness area. Then when I finally concocted the elixir, found his dead body and gave it to him, he’s like “Sorry I can’t accept this, thanks anyway”. Dude, you begged me to get this for you but I guess you prefer being a ghost now? Oh well, good riddance then Nong Chu, or {name|C} as my sworn sister calls him.
Meanwhile the simp guy keeps showing up and trying to sacrifice himself to save me everytime I get into an unwinnable battle.
Also I chose a destiny called Witchcraft III, which means every attack has a 10% chance to turn the enemy, and all enemies around them, into angry chickens that attack indiscriminately, so most battles for me end up turning into wild chicken brawls.