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I am coming at this at good faith and not trying to change your mind (if anything would like mine changed). Just. My post was one example of how much the game was annoying me. What is the heart you are finding?
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seriously tho nexus owns and last raven owns.
last raven is the first game miyazaki worked on for FROM as a planner and idk whether i’m reading into it w/ the benefit of hindsight or not but his fingerprints are all over it and it’s fascinating to witness, especially considering how badly it was received at the time. carefully picking at the seams of the series’ game loop to create a creeping atmosphere of death and fragility
the mechanical excess in last raven is so delicious to me. did you know you can get your limbs permanently blown off and then you have to replace the twisted scrap with cold hard cash? i didn’t because it is very unlikely to happen in a normal playthrough
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FFL3 was one of the handful of gameboy games i had handed down to me from my brother as a youngling and i still have an irrational fondness for it, it was definitely the first game i ever played that i felt compelled to break
one of those things i have no ability to maintain critical distance from because it means too much to me
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Speaking of breaking, I recently learned you can underflow your money to 999999 by getting stolen from below zero
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im basic all i did was robot shenanigans
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Oh hey, a new Clap Hanz Golf game on Apple Arcade! Maybe this trial is paying off!!
wh- what the fuck?
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Seriously though, this game somehow looks better than Everybody’s Golf in spite of the mobile limitations and I think the touch screen controls are almost okay?
Steam recommended a game about some gay boys kissing so I bought it cuz I had 98% of the game’s cost in my Steam wallet and it has good menus
WISH ME LUCK
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ganbatte
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Hey, I need inspiration for good porn game menus so shoot me a link! I mean, I’m not saying it’s a porn game, just, you know, kissing is porn adjacent, so
I would say basically you and problyfine are both 100% correct simultaneously. Yes the game is “An*me Bullshit: The Game” and it only becomes this more so as it goes along, but the sheer joyful blue skies vibes from the action parts makes it feel like, I dunno, if OutRun was an action RPG?
Also I think the fact it is basically anime LOST somehow makes the characters and sidequest stuff somewhat more bearable.
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It’s Dramatical Murder and I think the title screen says it’s a “brain blaster visual novel” so it’s clearly erotica rather than pornography — there’s a difference, okay, this means I’m not a pervert for playing this!!
Jerry Blaine
I get this every day, whenever I do anything, so I know how hard it can be, Jerry Blaine.
See, I wasn’t kidding, this is a good looking game, it has all kinds of fonts and text, and it all moves pretty quickly.
No dirty pictures in here but I do start rating the hunks so the language will be a bit "not safe for work"
I’m going to suck this guy’s dick until he comes!!!
Go to hell, mods, it’s not sketch to talk about blowing an anime’s dick
Ladies…
You have an AI assistant who’s also a dog. The dog’s VA is great. I keep worrying they’re going to kill my robo-dog. This is not my dog though. I don’t like this smug little shit. I’d still save her if she was gonna get hit by a train or something though. It’s not her fault her owner made her look so posh.
This guy is on Team Dry Juice and let me tell you: by the time I’m done with this game that fruit gonna be all wet.
These two are the Property Bros if they were anime and also yakuza. Are they gay? I don’t know. I spent an extra $4 on another website so I could download an Uncensored Content patch. I don’t know just how censored the Steam version is but I like my games uncut. I need all the content. I need every vagina bone, or whatever the gay porn equivalent may be. Like, what if these two kiss in one version but not the other? I’d feel like I was robbed if I missed out on that, even though I don’t really want to see it. I’m seriously reading this for the articles. Really hoping there’s an entry in the glossary about setting up my hi-fi and making the perfect martini.
Though I’m gonna be so pissed if they’re isn’t a call back to this line once I suck my first dick.
Can confirm.
There’s some isekai shit going on here maybe. I got pulled into a virtual world against my will and had to fight a bunch of bunnies. Afterwards I kept getting headaches and seeing all these sparkly lights and I think that’s a symptom of turning gay. My man Aoba musta gotten the vaccine. Also maybe the vaccine is why I bought this, fuck…would I have bought this two weeks ago? I doubt it! Fuck!!
It’s okay though I’m enjoying it a lot, even though I played for literally 69 minutes before I quit and didn’t get to sleep with a single stud.
It seemed like I was about to though. The samurai hair dresser was going to spend the night in my bed for whatever reason but he left after touching my hair. Did I tell him that my hair hurts? I don’t remember. Maybe I did and he thought I was a dumbass. Maybe I blew it. Maybe I’m never gonna have sex, maybe I already have the bad end locked in, fuuuuck, also I lied, I stopped playing at 71 minutes. I fucked up.
Anyway this has great menus and as someone who’s kinda anime-phobic I think it’s quite good looking, I’ll let you know how all the characters look naked.
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All that text reminds me of Cuba’s what is that 90s aesthetic thread. Looks really good! 
I have bought a PS3 and an original copy of Demon’s Souls.
Obviously, the original servers dont exist anymore. I remember I was suggested to use a fan server, but I cannot find the post anymore. What was that? Can I use it with the original game or no?
And, would the game be really worse without it?
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Beat DKC2 today – had been inching through it the past week.
The levels get brutal really early on in that game and don’t let up. It definitely has more weird energy than DKC1 or 3 did. The locales in particular are pretty out there – pirate ships, beehives, roller coasters.
Final boss is real dick. A lot of the attacks are pretty hard to dodge, and they play with your expectations a lot by switching up timing between rounds.
Anyway, this screen was pretty unexpected and got a laugh out of me:
Maybe I’ll play DKC3 next. I’ve got some pretty strong nostalgia for that one but not sure if it actually holds up. As I kid I mostly liked how you could freely ride the boat around in the overworld.
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DKC3 is much worse than the first two from what I remember – the first one is gentle and has terrific music, the second one is actually a very good kaizo DKC (I remember getting all the DK coins as a kid after seeing that screen and having a blast), but 3 just feels like they ran out of juice
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to think there was a time when it was worth the effort to dunk on earthworm jim
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released November 1996
I think it’s the ol’, the main team moves to a new project, junior team cuts their teeth on an iterative entry or expansion pack
got some good log cabin energy, but they lose the thread with the stop-and-go whale elephant (did I really think “pachyderm” and write whale what the heck). DKC games should never have any reason to stop (as much as the spider with 8 sneakers is probably Rare’s best character design ever that web shoot → platform loop is death)
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