Games You Played Today: 358 Threads Over 2

i think i mentioned this in the ttrpg thread, but the wuxia/xianxia ttrpg weapons of the gods contains several pages of rules detailing how gay and lesbian couples can increase their power like straight couples do

also, there’s a free to play cultivation clicker game on android called immortal taoists

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I keep getting really funny ads for this game about like a Goofus and Gallant duo of taoist cultivators where goofus throws a dragon egg away for some reason and gallant raises the dragon egg into a big dragon that gives him 900000000000 cultivation exp

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picked up both Luigi’s Mansion 3 and Metroid Dread in the past couple weeks.

the former was bought mostly because my gf was interested in it and i’d heard it was good for co-op. and…it is! very cute game, and Gooigi is really perfect for a 2nd player who isn’t necessarily well-versed in 3D action games.

Metroid Dread - picked this up on a trip to the Nintendo Store the other day, and so far…yeah, it’s neat. i’m still not 100% sold on the EMMI stuff but i’m still really early into the game. but definitely feels like it picks up right off from Fusion (in a good way).

also been playing Ogre Battle on the SNES. i remember playing this on the PS1 as a teenager and having it kick my ass later on, but i think what i lacked last time, was patience. this game really requires a time investment to play it, and you have to like fiddling around with systems and menus and looking at individual stats of party members with a UI that is kind of like molasses. it’s nice!

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Kinda get the feeling that Guardians of the Galaxy is a game that maybe feels better when you do a New Game Plus with more abilities unlocked. That’s not a knock on the first go through - it just genuinely seems like a game that lends itself well to a second playthrough.

I spent a good…five? Six hours? Playing it last night. Had to hit a point and say “OK I’m good no more” or I just wasn’t going to get any of sleep.

I dunno! It’s as brisk as you want it to be (or you can be me, and stand around and hear all the possible dialogue recorded for its idle moments), it’s snappy, it’s well-written, it looks good. I am having a good time with it. I will probably play it a second time. Maybe even right after the first! I never do that!

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Yeah GotG seems like a game I’ll probably pick up on Cyber Monday or something.

I picked it up hinging on “the movies were OK and I could use something kinda Uncharted-ish” and have been pleasantly surprised by just how much it has surpassed my low expectations.

It also seems to lean hard into the comic lore vs. trying to chase the MCU, which, y’know, good!

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My impression of watching a streamer play it was they tried to make an action game out of Xenoblade or a AAA version of your PS2 action/rpg like Rogue Galaxy. Some parts still look a little undercooked but the game also feels pulled thin in trying to garner the movies aesthetics but being told not to get to close because of licensing and money stuff and couldn’t find its own identity.

I just got creamed by a bunch of manifestations of SelectButton posters thanks to a funny gimmick in an Inscryption boss fight (spoilers for part 3):

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Andross won’t have his way with me.

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That Outer Wilds DLC is very, very good.

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the k’ ending in kof2000 is probably the best fighting game ending

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Yeah I just finished the game a minute ago and got creamed by the exact same boss fight. Fortunately it is basically the final boss of the game so it feels a fitting end.

Liked this game quite a bit, I appreciate the variety of card game mechanic they put into it.

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They randomly decided to put up a demo of Owlboy on Steam for its 5th anniversary, so I got a chance to try its first section/tutorial. It seems rather unremarkable, although I do dig some of the pixel backgrounds. The included trailer when you hit the end of the game content seems to show a bunch of stuff the demo didn’t even begin to hint at so that was also a choice. My feeling is that I lucked out in ending up with Iconoclasts instead of this as the “ambitious pixel 2d vaguely action game hyped for reasons I no longer recall” game I ended up getting to play through.

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we ride together we die together. brothers for life

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Turns out Legend of Zelda is pretty good.

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Either urine or yer’ out.

I’ve been fucking around with various hacks that I was hoping mostly just QOL changes but included goofy shit I didn’t want at all or would just break (like, I feel like a lot of these difficulty changes are made to fuck with Nuzlockers, and it’s like, fine, if you want to be an asshole to that specific subgroup, then make that a game mode, but I’m just trying to pass the time).

So, I just played something called Shin Pokemon, which is mostly just a QOL hack for Red/Blue (that unfortunately doesn’t have an option to skip Nurse Joy’s dialogue) that makes it so you can catch every Pokemon in one ROM, buy TMs from various shops, evolve trade evolutions via level-up, etc. There’s also a patch that will convert one of the versions to be more like Green, so that’s what I did. All of the PokeMarts say “Shop”, which is weird. I’m on my way to Fuchsia, which is the farthest I’ve gotten in a replay of R/B/G in well over a decade.

I should probably start over and ban Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam, because it dominates everything with Psychic.

The ideal hack would let me:

  • Skip Nurse Joy’s dialogue when healing. Not in Shin R/G/B for some reason.
  • Catch every Pokemon in a single game. This is in Shin R/G/B, but they make the availability of the other starters a bit too early. I needed a grass-type to deal with Misty, so I just got a Bulbasaur, and then I needed a fire-type to deal with Erika so I just got a Charmander instead of going with Growlithe, Vulpix, Flareon, or Ponyta. To be fair, my Charizard still only knows Ember, it takes fucking forever for that goddamn thing to learn a stronger fire move, but it also can learn fly, so I keep its stupid ass around instead of ditching it for Dodrio.
  • Level evolve trade evolutions. Shin R/G/B does this, so.
  • Purchase most or all TMs throughout the game. Shin R/G/B does throughout the game, but most of the TMs that can be purchased so far aren’t particularly useful for my team.
  • Have items that perform the Fly/Cut/etc. functions. Surf is actually useful in battle, so I don’t care about that so much.
  • Let me re-battle trainers. Shin R/B/G allows this which makes grinding levels a lot less painful and also helps with affording shit like Ethers so you can keep using Psychic on everything and Lemonades (Lemonade from vending machines (this counts in Vanilla RGB, as well) restore 80hp and are cheaper than the equivalent Potion)
  • Adjust the difficulty so it’s challenging and not unfair (meaning, not adjusted to fucking troll Nuzlocke players so your stupid hack can show up on fucking Pokemon Challenges or whatever). Shin R/B/G only has the option to level up trainers to your highest-level Pokemon, which isn’t the best way of dealing with that because when I tried it, even with my super-powered Abra-Zabba, I felt like I was chipping away at a brick wall with a plastic fork, so instead of making it more challenging it just makes it more time-consuming. If that’s how it’ll be implemented, I’d prefer a formula that uses your party level average, because this game is slow enough as it is without making battles take longer just because enemies now take fewer damage. I believe putting it in “Set” mode instead of Switch also adjusts the difficulty slightly, but I haven’t noticed much difference. They seemed to have fucked with the AI in both modes so the enemy always repeats status effect moves if you use an item to heal it, which is annoying but I guess it means I can sell most of my status healing items outside of a handful for out-of-battle, not that money is even an issue because of trainer re-battling.
  • Pokemon G/S/C, adjust the level curve of trainers.
  • Pokemon G/S/C, adjust wild Pokemon locations, because unfortunately most Johto Pokemon are just kind of shit in terms of either stats or movepools, or both, so making some of the more useful Pokemon available a bit earlier would be nice.
  • Doesn’t add a bunch of Pokemon from later gens. Like, I can barely recognize a quarter of the shit from gen 3, having 800 Pokemon, of which I only recognize something like, 220, doesn’t do a lot for me.

I’d just play modern Pokemon, but it’s so slow. Like, OG Pokemon is slow, too, but there are considerably fewer cut scenes and dialogue to sit through. I don’t care about the story.

Also, there are way too many single Pokemon challenge videos when you consider the “challenge” is just grinding until your Pokemon is over-leveled enough to kill shit. Like, isn’t that how most of us played the first time, anyway?

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…damn i have repressed most of my pokemon interest by now but i do still want a pokemon game with Big Dungeons and dqxi hardtype balancing pretty bad

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pokemon as a single player game would be fixed if you just took your six pokemon into battle like wizardry

my issue is that I can only handle the same 1v1 battles for so many hundreds of hours. they keep these games the same so the new generation gets to experience them. I feel like pokemon stopped being for me at a certain age

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Just let me be Team Rocket gdi

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