Games You Played Today: 358 Threads Over 2

as one of the resident kirby-lovers, i can’t stand dreamland on the NES for all the reasons outlined above. Impressive, boring.

Kirby Superstar is where it’s at. Each game is so short, so memorable, and so full of its own unique gimmicks that it never gets old. Splitting it up into six “games” was 100% the right answer to the typical Kirby problem of being too easy, and the novelty wearing thin.

Plus it has the best co-op experience of any Kirby, and it’s just FULL OF SO MUCH STUFF. More novelty than the NES Kirby at any given second.

I feel like the closest Kirby gets to being a good and interesting platformer is Kirby 64, which does thrive somewhat on novelty but also has some interesting challenges. Its a good game. It’s good! It really thrives on hiding things behind weird power combos too.

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I feel like ‘game best played in 20 minute chunks’ is in no way a negative. Seems like a fully healthy way to engage with a piece of media to me.

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Finished the main story of Control today. I liked it even though the last fight corridor was kind of annoying. Now to do The Foundation, AWE and clean up side missions.

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It should but at that 20 minute mark it isn’t stopped with satisfaction. It’s like a growing will to stop playing. It’s a very unique feeling and am surprised I am not alone in witnessing it.

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There are so many human experiences like that that could and should have their own word, and maybe in one of the world’s languages already do

Like I as a Person can handle about 20 minutes of Ballet/Musical performance. I’ll have a great time. But at 20 minutes I need to leave before I have a bad time.

This is slightly different. Almost like a child my attention for it completely dissapears.

Shocker. Ninja Gaiden NES is really fucking hard and I eventually broke down to using save states as infinite lives except for 6-2 definitely kind of cheated through that.

The pure heart break of dying at the final boss and being sent back to the beginning of Stage 6 is so devilish. So cruel.


I know I am 30 years late to this. Almost 40 years late. What the fuck is Ice Climbers? Just go up with a very awkward jump? Then have no horizontal movement so you fall down? This is a game? That people “liked”? also slippery platforms. Huh.

Should I try to beat Kid Icarus on this thing yes/no?

I have a save frozen in LoZ because I could not remember where the 3rd Dungeon was.

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Playing Doom 2016 and Qu(rem)ake on the Switch left me craving for more killings.
So I am playing Wolfenstein New Order on the PS4.
Played about two hours, it’s a bit less immediate and isceral (and more dialogue driven) than Doom and Quake but I like it. Plus, I like the silly dialogue.

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only play kid icarus if you want your ears to bleed and to go deaf

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so many nes games suck unless you were hella good at them as a child

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I woke up and the Ice Climbers episode of GCCX was on and watching it was driving me crazy. I love that game aesthetically but playing it single player is miserable; at least in co-op it’s funny watching each other die from the most minor slip ups.

Do you remember where the fairy lake is in the southwest area of the map…

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a lot of NES games i liked because i just tried them out as roms from a big list and they didn’t immediately feel like they sucked or were too confusing for me. that was why i played games like Ice Climbers and Wrecking Crew and Clu Clu Land quite a bit. they got to the point and i don’t really think there’s more to it than that. the slippery jump in Ice Climbers is pretty funny also.

over time esp as the NES nostalgia industry has faded a little bit in more recent years i’ve come to appreciate the jank charm of a lot of those games again.

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I do like Clu Clu Land (though the Donkey Kong GBA game is almost certainly better.)

Think I prefer the sunsoft famicom jank to these early arcade ports.

I should at least load up Ice Climbers Arcade. My jaw remains on the floor at the animation in Mario Bros Arcade.

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I enjoyed Kid Icarus and didn’t play it until I was an adult, but it one of those odd NES inverted difficulty curve games where you are gonna struggle the most with the first few stages. It isn’t a lost classic or anything but I would chalk it up as solidly neat, but if you aren’t up for trying to get past that initial hump you’ll likely bounce off of it.

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Been playing chunks of Pokemon Crystal Clear, which is a ROM hack that opens up Johto and Kanto (while also expanding a bit on Kanto – the Safari Zone is re-added back in) allowing you to wander around and tackle gyms as you feel like. You can choose your sprite, hair/clothes (depending on the sprite) and skin color, starter from a pool of starters, starting region and town, etc.

I recommend starting out in Goldenrod in Johto if you want to just explore the game because you can go up to the gate and get a Spearow from the guard that comes with Fly. You can also go underground and grab a Coin Case and start gambling at the Game Corner immediately so you can get a Heracross from the Celadon Prize Corner which comes with both Cut and Strength. There’s a house in Fuchsia with some boxes that has Surf in it so you can also start surfing. The fishing rods are all where they would normally be, except that you’ll always get them in Old > Good > Super order no matter where you go for the rods. The Safari Zone is worth looking through if you need to fill out weaknesses in your party – read the signs and talk to the rangers to find out what pops up in what area of the Safari Zone. There’s a cave if you surf from Cherrygrove that has Gastlys that appear rarely during the day if you’re playing during the day and need a Gastly.

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There’s a guy outside of the Goldenrod Game Corner who will teach a fire, thunder, and ice type move to your Pokemon for $4k, which is useful if you need to get Thundershock on a Gastly so you can deal with Misty or overwrite Ember with Flamethrower on Houndour or want to give Totodile Ice Beam for additional coverage. There are people in the Celadon and Goldenrod PokeMarts that will do tradebacks so you can get your Gengar. If you’ve encountered a Pokemon before, you can see in the Pokedex everywhere they’re found, or if they’re found in the area you’re in.

Most of the Pokemon you can get from the Game Corner as prizes can also be found in the Safari Zone with some exceptions, but, for example, Heracross won’t come with Cut and Strength like they would if you had gotten them as a prize (Heracrosses are pretty cheap, I think). You can find Eevees in the Safari Zone, but there’s still a free Eevee on the roof of the Celadon Mansion, and you can buy evolution stones for it at either Celadon or Goldenrod PokeMarts.

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Goldenrod is also where you’ll find the renamer, move recaller, move deleter, and nature tweaker. The latter is useful if you wind up with a Pokemon with a nature that’s no good on it.

There are some custom NPCs that you can battle that are kind of bleh, but they give decent rewards, will often tell you what Pokemon show up in the area, and aren’t intended to be super hard to beat, so it’s worth battling them if you see a sprite you don’t recognize.

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Don’t forget to set Nurse to Quick. Who knows how much cumulative time I’ve spent in my life waiting for Nurse Joy to finish her spiel and then heal my goddamn Pokemon, but it was probably a lot.

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You can also modify some of the music, though, you don’t have a ton of options. I wish there were more Pokemon TCG music in it.

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Ice Climber is a window into an alternate universe where Kazuaki Morita never learned what a “subpixel” was when programming Super Mario Bros.

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do you know what I did today? as I’m sure you could have guessed, I installed fortnite, payed money to play as chris redfield then while trying to navigate the disorienting menus designed for newtype zoomer brains, ended up on a “rp highschool” server teaching classes

there are like literal five year old children playing this game right alongside 4chan sociopaths, like the child in fury road watching the war boys take their steering wheels from the v8 altar

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did u learn anything from the lessons? what was being taught? were they just videos or were there people teaching? sounds so weird.

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you pick beforehand whether you want to be a teacher or a student. I was a teacher. in cooking class you have to gather ingredients and mix them. in some classes you teleport to some other area to do the lesson. for art class you have to spread paint around. in math class you have to do number things, like jump on a platform a certain number of times. english class you just have to find books around the school with an english flag on them and hold e. it’s simplistic stuff like that. do a hundred classes and you can graduate. there’s a day night cycle, there’s a downtown area, there’s a shopping mall, there’s a haunted house, there’s jobs you can do for gold coins you spend to do some of these things. there’s a housing area where you can buy a house

oh yeah and there was some kid who was trying to get somebody to meet him on the roof of the school and sell him a gun

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Turns out it was the Second Dungeon I couldn’t find and it’s like the least essential to the game. Really enjoying here that I am not looking up anything just trying to pull out 30 year old memories. Died on the Stage 4 midboss and…I think I saved.

This mini and focusing on the games already on it is satisfying. Already looking at spending time with Metroid but…that’s a lot of button pressing and the NES controller is not the best for RSI.

I also tried to consider beating the first level of Ghosts and Goblins but that is a baddd port.

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