Games You Played Today: 13 Going On 30

[daphaknee]

@geist

gatcha is literally too complicated for me. I opened this game and there are 400 things on the screen. I figured out how to start the game and I play for 30 minutes until I get to the part where there are now 400 more things that I need to use magic dingle crystal stars to triangulate only don’t use the magic dingle non crystal stars, those ones are time gated and the magic crystal super stars are paid, but these ones aren’t paid but these ones give you versions of this thing that are cosmetic but those ones are functional but you can transmogrify the paid into the cosmetic into the functional with super magic crystal super stars or something but you gotta click on this part of the map once every fifth day when the moon is out but WATCH OUT that option is only available for two more days!!! but don’t worry, there’s an event to stack and multiply your magic dingle non crystal stars but watch out these event clothes take special event points that will degrade your magic dingle crystal super stars, so you better act now! with this one time only referral code from discord! and how the FUCK is this the most popular genre of video game on planet earth, I just wanna look cute

i think posts by you about navigating modern game UI for the first time is my favorite genre of post