Games you can't play without paying an arm and a leg

I’ve been thinking about games that have been released, but you can’t play without paying an arm and a leg.


Paprium

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A homebrew beat-em-up game for Genesis/Mega Drive that got released in a very limited run. Unable to be emulated (EDIT: It’s been figured out!) due to it relying on a custom processor on the PCB. Ports to other platforms were announced but so far no sign of them has appeared.

Kraut Buster

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A homebrew run-and-gun Neo Geo game, released in a very limited run. Not dumped, because allegedly it has some form of anti-piracy chips inside the cartridge. Never released as a port to any other consoles. A reprint was announced but hasn’t surfaced.

Tempest 3000

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Jeff Minter’s sequel to Tempest 2000 for Jaguar. Only available on Nuon DVD players, which are incredibly rare.

Games for the Pioneer LaserActive platform

Thirty-one games were made for the Pioneer LaserActive, a very rare game console that combined LaserDisc movies with video games. Two modules were available, a Sega Mega Drive module and a PC Engine module. These games are unable to be emulated and discs are rare and susceptible to disk rot.


Are there more games like this? Games that were made and exist but you just can’t play them without the original hardware?

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i don’t think the exa-arcadia system has been emulated or its games dumped so anything on there…

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I think these games have always-on DRM as well, so dumping them would be a challenge.

But the system is PC based at least.

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Steel Battalion.

I want it though. I wanna slap that windshield wiper button

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that one xbox mech game with the custom controller oh shit hellojed said it literally while i was writing this post steel battalion

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I played it once at Pax, a group brought 4 machines with 4 controllers, the guy leading each session was talking to us like we were about to drive some go-karts at a theme park “remember to hit the eject button if you tip over, because if you die in multiplayer we have to make a new account for the machine and it takes 5 minutes”

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you havent actually heard OH NO MOLLY until you turned your vectrex’s speakers to max

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At least this can be emulated. Of course, you won’t get the full experience of the vector graphics.

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i mean you could get a multicart and play it on a vectrex but that still costs an arm and a leg

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this guy stole my money lmao

i really wish i had a Vectrex and a multicart

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Paprium has now been figured out!

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