Games, Quick and stuff (Summer 2024 Versionë)

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Gotta Go Fast, I think :officersonic:

It’s that time of the year again, and as every year, I feel even less impressed with the lineup on day 1, and as every year, I will discover a run that’ll make me go

well, that was worth it after all

which was ‘Here comes Niko’ last time. Frog-puns included, yes~~~


Like every year, if there’s a nice run (e.g. like the webbed run from 4ish years ago) please give a shout out for us peers to follow up upon later.

Alas:
Let the steaming hot runnin’ begin … in a few hours, thanks to the Spa24h I had the time to finish this post ahead of time, but that’s all for now, Go Go Faaaastttttt

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Astral Chain and City Bus Driving Simulator, Chibi Robo and Baynetta 2 are on my list so far, kinda lukewarm list, yesss :tarothink:

having a hard time as always with the commentators lol

watching this MM9 run is tough! why can’t they just talk about the tech and the run?? why do they keep trying to riff??? why does everyone in chat love it?!

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Everyone is so, so lonely.

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i think due to its continual growth, GDQ has become like so many other nerd things that i have always found completely repellant and made me hide my hobbies as a kid until i found what would become this community lol

this will be my last GDQ hate post, but i feel really let down by the fact that i had to mute the volume on a run i was looking forward to because 2 out of 3 guys on the couch hadn’t played the game before and loved the sound of their own voices

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100% feel the same

The last GDQ run I really enjoyed was this 10 minute Club Drive run that had a total audience of less than 10 people

I like listening to someone talk in depth about a game almost no one played and few people would want to play. Absolutely nothing irritating, no forced memes, no faux ironic shitting all over the developers of this game.

I am sure the years since have also had runs of this style, but I stopped watching for a few years for the reasons you outlined, so I’ve missed out on any hidden gems buried in the middle of the night (to make sure everyone was awake while they do yet another fucking legend of zelda glitchless run that takes 5+ hours.)

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you could watch for a few years now what happens when a movement becomes too big for itself, but this is a mirror of what you have to become if you want to survive in our medial, political and social environment.

needless to say, i doubt that anyone around here cares about

PRICES!!!

or honking orbs HONK HONK ORB :genki:

But, this is what gives people a reason to open their wallets to donate for a cause that should benefit all.

Speedrunning of games, however, has become somewhat a means of extracting maximum audience interaction, be it donation goals for filenames, NPC names, names in general, DLC costumes or visual sugar coating, or to have a certain subgroup tune in at Prime-Time, and i guess that’s why the edge cases (runs where barely anyone is up, but many watching remotely) are getting more interesting over time:

the ceiling for skill to get a run in seems to have been raised significantly, and there is not much room for a flailing oddball run making it in among the countless pro-runner contributions that make up most of the schedule. Sometimes one does, against the odds and that’s what you have to catch…

So if Zelda randomizer gets the viewcount needed to get estimated revenue return, you will put it on the schedule for making the number you are aiming for.


this cynical textdump was brought to you by our dearly beloved sponso—



srsly tho, if it wasn’t for the few good runs you can catch every now and then, i wouldn’t even keep up with it, tbh … it’s spaced out far enough to not become a hassle, and when you catch a run that clicks, that’s what keeps me coming back. if it wasn’t so much effort to check out competing events, i’d probably have moved on already, so why not enjoy it while it lasts :tarothink:

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that lady is gonna be sitting around wigglin her goddamn bunny ears in the rubble of civilization i swear to god

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Stream just ran an ad for denture adhesive, which feels awfully on the nose.

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I feel like I didn’t miss anything by listening to the MM9 run in the background.

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… should i even try to do a chip&dale joke, or just give in and obey the doritoverlords :allHailTheDoritos:

MM9 got things off to a gross start, but there are actually more charming nerds here than awful ones. Caffeinated Scottish Sonic runner playing Sonic DooM! was delightful.

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Unfortunately, the voice of that very runner drives me up the walls, and i was thinking about why, and only thing i could connect it with would be a classmate that was being a bit of a dick/bullying during, but i never heard him speaking in english, so it must be some wires in my brain being crossed up or what.
Anyway, that’s almost a complete sonic block killed for me, oops gotta wait for next time.

In the mean time,
came here to hate on that Cowboy-dude

on the couch of the Smartball run, but got sucked in by the great time everyone was having and the host totally losing it several times. Guess my Scrooge’y hater heart still can be moved a bit by nerds having a great time after all, all’s well with the world.

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Super ‘Sonic Saves the World’ World has some extremely clean kaizo gameplay and ladies being huge nerds, it’s nice.

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A friend recommended that one, so I looked it up. Kind of unbelievable that someone can play through it so smoothly live.

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i missed this thread, but i do wanna say that i actually ended up enjoying this year’s GDQ more than i thought it would. maybe it was just that MSF is one of the better charities and i heard some Free Palestine comments, but i was feeling more generous than i usually would. the talking head segments that they have with their like resident GDQ personalities have def gotten more and more obnoxious though. i can’t imagine too many people like them. there’s only maybe one of or two of those people that i can stand at all. it does make it feel more like a weird clique that you’re not in on.

my favorite was probably this Morrowind speedrun, because speedruns of Morrowind are always great and they did a good job explaining what was happening

also the guy who ran the Mac version of Killing Time was a real character, sort of an ulillillia type to me. the host during this run is really annoying though.

also i still hate the bunny ears lady lol.

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The Quest For Glory II run was fun I like those guys

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Mario Maker 2 troll level race was fun. that community is super creative.

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the leisure suit Larry cosplay and the dog they trained to play Ken griffey jrs super Nintendo baseball derby was great.

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