games jokes

call of duty? more like call of POOPY

What’s blue and full of rings

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I don’t get this one, can you explain?

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A porno?

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Anyone remember this?

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I had friends that worked at Blizzard on World of Warcraft who came home and played World of Warcraft and if you came over they would just be playing World of Warcraft till you went “This Sucks I’m leaving.”

So people playing it in 2019 are the real joke.

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Jesus, far too well, and it has not aged well.

am i beast or am i human? am i just like you? power seething, really reeling, reaching out for you.

am i gamer?

you need to know

sometimes translations

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Gammer says: “Fighting games are too complicated. I don’t have time to learn those systems and move lists.”

Last month: played games 150hrs. Watched Streams 21hrs. Watched Netflix 37hrs. Time on twitter: 14hrs

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luigi board is strong

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never realized dots were tiny sapient creatures;

full horror crashes upon me

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This must have had some impact on me because I’ve thought about that “Triforce” joke off and on for 26 years.

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the fuck is leever

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This joke worked so well for me as a child who obsessively learned the names of enemies in instruction manuals.

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Impa: Link, do you like Zelda?
Link: Sure, I like her. But I don’t like-like her!

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they call me ryu cuz im down right fierce

hey ryu can i borrow a pen
SHORYUKEN

sagat i have volunteer work to do can you help me pass out these YOGA FLIERS

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