whyis it called “final fantasy” when there are 15 of them?? sounds like “not final” fantasy to me!
Lmao
https://twitter.com/standupgamer
my only regret is that i didn’t perform these tweets in person
these are quite epic, m’lady
there’s an alternate universe out there where Stand Up Gamer exists and is a popular youtuber who does all of his sets via streaming. he gets tons of fanart and fanfiction written about him. i want to believe
bring this account back to life
Death Stranding? More like Death I Can’t Stand it!!! I’m already a baby, I don’t need to take care of one too!!
If luigi and mario are brothers, how come they’re also a couple??! I bet the princess made that legal because she thinks it’s hot!!
If video games influenced behavior we’d all be running around darkened rooms eating glowing dots while listening to repetitive music – good thing they don’t!!
the cake…
IS A LIE!!
what do ryu and ken have for their tea?
hadoken chips
You spoony bard!!!!
i used to do gaming comedy routines…until i took an arrow to the knee!!!
is this the future of eat-dots?
danny brown did five minutes on mario 3
it was mostly about how fucked up it was that mario and luigi flew around the world killing all of bowser’s children before they went for him
What I need is a day one patch for my marriage!!!
Because it was a real GAME OVER (opens sports coat showing tshirt.) whoops wait a second folks. (Opens Heinz Mustard bottle pours contents on self.) Master Chief is native american appropriation.
do a baroll rol!!!1!!1!!!1!
i cant decide if this should go here or the gamer clothes section but all day today iveb een imagining a t-shirt that has the text “You think this is a game to me???” and then has some kind of video game related image on it but i cant decide what would be funniest
like either a joystick or generic game controller of some kind, or like a “High Scores” list with names like THE KING and CHAMP and stuff on it
one time I went to an open mic night at a minneapolis bar. the guy on stage was telling really boring jokes, up until when he pointed at the bottle of mustard that had been sitting on a stool next to him the entire time, and said, “yellow sauce.” and I lost my shit