food, glorious food (and drink)

west coast pizza prices are frankly grotesque in so many ways, not just the massively overpriced toppings. Walked into a pizza place and walked out without even pausing when I saw their pizza by the slice was 4.50 dollars for plain, 6 for pepperoni.

Pizza is really really cheap to make! I don’t know why we’ve just come to accept spending way too much on it on this coast but pizza doesn’t have to be this way. And I know 100% that its just business owners engaged in rentseeking that in no way benefits the employees actually making the pies.

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Okay so you know the garlic bread that’s just rubbing raw garlic on toast, very good, incredible effort to taste ratio

Alright what about that but on a cheezit

:exploding_head:

It’s good y’all

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i made a the pizza

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nice pie, that crust looks great

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excellent toppings.

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square pizza is the superior format gj miffy

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for squares? :face_with_monocle: :negative_squared_cross_mark:
by the square? :pizza: :arrow: :cold_sweat:

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Equitable pizza

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There used to be a sign at the pizza place i worked at that said THE INNOVATIVE SHAPE RESULTS IN 20% MORE PIZZA

Also there were like parody movie posters of movies from the 90s/early 00s on every wall like the matrix but its our company mascot! but it was 2016 so it was kind of bizarre. I dont know if i have any pictures of them anymore but i sent daphny sooo many it was fucking hilarious

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My partner and I have been trying to adapt this somewhat intense recipe for a kind of street dish where you just lay tofu on rice and slather it in a chilli sauce. The tofu we’re just substituting with blanched store bought. But the sauce is something we haven’t got nailed down. Does anyone have any ideas for how to make their own concoction?

We’ve done it once and it was totally confused, but we’re gonna try again tonight and expect it will be a liiiitle better.

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How are you guys making it now?

Recipe seems pretty solid, imo! Are you looking for a shorter process or did it not taste the way you wanted?

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Yeah, it’s that we can’t really justify getting some of these ingredients for making this one simple dish, for expense and ease of availability and lack of space to store (and prep really). So we’re going going to try to make some approximal sauces using store bought sauces and oils.

I would love to take the recipe seriously one day! The tofu is by far the hardest part of that vid, but the sauce ain’t too hefty when you really think about it. Just needs a bit of processing and time.

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okay we fuckn did it

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Oh! Word, that makes sense.

For spices (if you’re not going to use them often): I’d check the spice aisle at Super A or whatever PNW equivalent of a Hispanic supermarket for the lil spice sacks. I think the brand is El Guapo? They should have little guys of Arbol chile, star anise, and maybe fennel seed? I think I’ve checked those stores before for it and they didn’t have any. However, I would grab a pack if you see one. imo it’s worth it to get bigger dudes of Szechuan pepper and cumin. Both are so delicious, so you’ll probably use them often.

Okay, so it’s definitely not that sauce, but I think the following might be p tasty:

I’m guessing amounts here, but I’d say equal parts fennel (if you found some; if not- dont worry about it and double up on cumin) and cumin seed, 1:3-ish of Szechuan pepper, and 1 star anise to all that. So, maybe 1 TB of fennel/cumin and 1 tsp of s. pepper to 3 cups of a neutral oil. Could add more Szechuan if you’re feeling spicy! Toast then grind the spices. Steeping the spices makes sense to save time, so I’d heat some oil and pour it over when the oil is just shimmering. Let that sit for a day, then strain out the spices. Use that oil to make a chile base with the arbols (probably 1/2-3/4 cup dry) and some fresh ginger (1-2" knob, finely minced or robot’d). I recommend the method they use of rehydrating the chiles then robot’ing them (or finely chopping). Stir fry the chiles and ginger in that spiced oil until aromatic. Don’t let the oil get so hot that it smokes, keep it med-low. Let cool, then fold the spices in and voila- maybe a tasty sauce!

Side notes:

arbols are usually p spicy, so maybe mix in some guajillos (also sold in small packs) if you have a sensitive tum!

I think the point is to have a thick, pasty sauce, so adjust the oil accordingly. I’d say you want to see maybe half an inch of oil on top of the chile/ginger mix.

Personally, texture in food is very important so frying some soybeans or canned chickpeas would be a cool move but it’s super extra. A package of fried shallots from your local SE asian market would also work and they’re great to have around for salads, eggs, whatever.

If you end up being able to parse this sloppy recipe and try it out, lmk how it goes!

Edit- d’oh, too late! Looks fuckin good tho

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ommmmgg thank you for this. we used a bunch of sauces (which I will share here later) to make this one. but we can def produce what you’ve suggested.

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If you don’t want to get all the spices separately I think a normal chinese five spice blend would probably be close enough . There is not really any substitute for doubanjiang IMO.

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You could roast these after mixing with spices for something not so intensive.

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Oh man! I can send you the spices in the mail if you want to just try out something closer to the original recipe. I got the basics that are more annoying to find like fennel seed, cardamom, white pepper, and Szechuan peppercorns

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did some scouring this weekend and was able to locate all of this, and in manageable quantities for not too much. Thanks for offering to send me some, that was super sweet of you!

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Tonight was date night and I made fresh pappardelle with a morel leek cream sauce and it was fucking incredible

Got fancy 00 flour for the pasta and cooked it in broth made with the leek tops

Morels, leeks, and garlic from the farmers market, cooked in nice butter with white wine and homemade chicken stock, seasoned with fresh black pepper and thyme from the garden, finished with heavy cream

It was fucking goooooood

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