FINAL FANTASY VI
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REZ
I haven’t played final fantasy VI. I also haven’t played a ton of rez either! but rez is a Music-Ass Music Game and I don’t know if y’all have heard but music games constitute the entirety of my aesthetic so I can’t vote against my own damn aesthetic - REZ WINS
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK’S AWAKENING
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MIRROR’S EDGE
I have a sneaking suspicion that my cousin who only really listens to game and movie soundtracks only got into chvrches because they did a song for the sequel, which is kind of indicative of what was exciting about the mirror’s edge visual and audio aesthetic. alas, I don’t think I liked the game very much but I also don’t have a ton of history with classics like link’s awakening so if you were wondering why my nominations were 90% arcade sports games, there you go - MIRROR’S EDGE WINS
SUPER MARIO 3D LAND
vs.
SKY ODYSSEY
in the battle between land and sky, I can only go with where my heart is - SKY ODYSSEY WINS
OUTRUN
vs.
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
there are no mathematicians in outrun - FINAL FANTASY TACTICS WINS
BABA IS YOU
vs.
BUBBLE BOBBLE
my brother always talked about the little dinos in bubble bobble and how they looked so stressed and worried when the bubbles were getting close to you and how he got really sad when you lost because those dinos went from being super stressed to just full on weeping and watching that happen makes me feel more emotion from a diegetic element than anything I’ve played in the last 10 years - BUBBLE BOBBLE WINS
WCW/NWO REVENGE (AKI N64 wrestling representative)
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UMIHARA KAWASE
gotta go with the aki game here because aki made DEF JAM: FIGHT FOR NEW YORK and that’s just the logic I’m operating on these days I’m sure umihara kawase is really good too - WCW/NWO REVENGE WINS
YUME NIKKI (2004)
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GUNSTAR HEROES
my only interaction with either of these two games is watching nika’s brother play through basically the entirety of gunstar heroes while waiting for nika to get home from work before we went to grab dinner somewhere and I thought it was pretty cool - GUNSTAR HEROES WINS
DISCO ELYSIUM
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SILENT HILL 2
I like to think about an alternate future in which silent hill became the dominant survival horror franchise and I feel like it would be a more interesting one, but I get scared easily and can’t really play horror games. on the other hand, everyone at my studio got really mad that disco elysium beat out our game for best PC game or whatever and I took a lot of petty enjoyment from that. at the end of the day I would rather be petty than scared, so - DISCO ELYSIUM WINS
SILENT HILL
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KLONOA: DOOR TO PHANTOMILE
here is where I can redeem my hope for a future where silent hill is the dominant survival horror game and I also haven’t played klonoa so - SILENT HILL WINS
DOTA 2
vs.
ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
I haven’t played elevator action returns but I can barely stand DOTA even in its simplest form of the ARAM mode of Blizzard’s super simple MOBA and there’s no reason I should still be playing it so I have to give it to - ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS WINS
SUPER MARIO BROS.
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ANIMAL CROSSING
I just really, really enjoy the idea of living in a place with a bunch of animal friends, i’m sorry! also shawn wasabi never made a song about super mario bros. so - ANIMAL CROSSING WINS
OUENDAN / ELITE BEAT AGENTS series
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EARTH DEFENSE FORCE series
EDF is the only game that my brother and cousins play with me these days - EDF SERIES WINS
DRAGON QUEST III
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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
abstaining! I’m lazy!