they patched it to be less lethal after release (was too easy to get crushed by the platforms originally)
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Yeah, looking back I think this was the only reason I was able to pass it and eventually got stuck/gave up in the final zone.
I like how all of these are either 66/33 or 50/50
proposing a new policy: any games that end up in a tie are replaced by 
in subsequent votes. This is the only fair way
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Fake Metal Slug 6 is lagging behindā¦but I still believe SB will do the right thing and choose it over Crazy Taxi. To those who voted correctly:
And everyone else:
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Are you, a person, telling me, presumably also a person, that youāll see me, a Crazy Taxi voter person, in hell when I directly tied my vote for Crazy Taxi to the death, where, according to some myth traditions, the person in our brain becomes pure light and gets sent to a heaven or a hell, of a family member?
Are you telling me my grandfather went to HELL? And I should go see him there??
Cool.
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Your grandfather (my condolences) didnāt cast a vote though? So I canāt comment on that. As for the rest of us, no one is going to make it through this process with their souls intact, letās be real. Weāre all going to Heck Town whether itās in an immaculately animated Heck Mech or a hokey Heck Taxi.
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Heck me up, whether 20 years ago (RIP G-Pa) or this very day.
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thank you for believing in fake metal slug 6. it warms my heart
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Stage 3 boss I believe.
Also fine I voted for everything except Voting/Puyo and Camera/Deus Ex. If anyone wants to bribe me for my vote on either I do like cookiesā¦
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The Game Boy Camera is a delight. If you look at your desktop I think youāll find the right folderā¦
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if i may quickly justify my votes:
ST > Minecraft: I can watch competitive Super Turbo and fully understand the appeal, i cannot do likewise for the gigantic industry of minecraft streamers and video makers.
Crazy Taxi > Metal Slug 6 (REAL): A vote solely based on which cabinet I would be more likely to dump money into knowing I wouldnāt have much time to play. Metal Slug is too big of a commitment and itās terrifying.
Puyo Puyo > Everybody Voting: You say everybody votes, but sonic, kirby, timon AND pumbaa play puyo puyo which is quite near to being everybody
Hard Corps > 3s: Canāt imagine actually willing to play 3s against other people when chun exists.
Super Metroid > Yakuza 0: Despite the puzzling fact that I own more copies of Yakuza 0 despite not having played it than I do Super Metroid, I have to vote for Super Metroid on the sheer power of me having played it.
Sonic 2 > Nights: Once again, very fraudulently, Iāve voted for the game Iāve played.
Gameboy Camera > Deus Ex: The hardest first round vote for me. Likely gave the edge to the camera since Iāve only played the ps2 port of deus ex. by the way, my gameboy camera was stolen sometime in 2009, if you find it please let me know.
Ikaruga > FF XIV: I cannot ever support a mmorpg.
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i voted for gameboy camera because ITS THE FUCKING GAMEBOY CAMERA ITS SO COOL YOU CAN ACTUALLY MAKE SHIT WITH IT but i must admit i have a more personal connection to deus ex. that being said iām not changing my vote so deal with that, suckers!!
Wait you can change votes?
Edit: so you can! I went back to FFXIV it makes people emotional and Ikaruga is not in my top 5 for emotional STGs (ZR, Layer Section, Wings of War, Sexy Parodius, a fifth one I am busy and I thought of that Parodius joke and thenā¦)
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if you hit show vote you get the option, yeah. i like layer section because daphny likes the girl in it
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everyone who votes against me should give me a dollar
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Oh the 5th is RType Final where the final stage background is heterosexual sex.
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I actually voted for Ikaruga, but I spent more time playing FFXIV so who knows.
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Iām going to vote against all my picks from now on then plan to switch at the last minute for dramatic effect but then actually forget to do it and see all my games lose
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