Elden Ring (Part 1)

sheldon ring, o sheldon ring
how open is your game map
o sheldon ring, young sheldon ring
with dragons tossing big zaps

your clubs so hea-vy, how they smush
the tarnished bugs, down underfoot
o elden ring, o elden ring
the tragic things disgust me

4 Likes

gonna cook a big shrimp dinner to celebrate

2 Likes

Ah I see, thanks for the clarification, didn’t think about all that stuff.

1 Like

This hasn’t unlocked yet either as of 2pm!! My Thursday plans are in ruins

8 Likes

Accidentally tired myself out on Schroeder etudes and I think I need a nap before I Elden Ring. Huge day-off-energy. I’ll be sure to post a bunch of untagged spoilers once I get into it, don’t you worry

1 Like

My brother and I made terms that I would not play Elden Ring until I beat Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice OR Bloodborne AND Demon’s Souls OR wait a year. Its a great challenge and motivator!!!

ITS A CELEBRATION OF WAR!!! THE RADAHN FESTIVAL!!

4 Likes

My partner played Dark Souls and loved it.
Then did a NG+ and got her head kicked in by Artorias and Magnus, and loved it even more.

Then she started playing Dark Souls II… and got bored.
She is a prideful woman so she decided to start again and.
Got so bored she’s still mad at the boredom.

Then she played Bloodborne, and loved it.
Even did the story Chalice Dungeons with delight.

And then she played Sekiro.
It was a very hard start but she was getting the hang of it.
Until she found a ninja on top of a pagoda in a dream of the past.
First time in all games she did a rage quit. Next day… same story.
Third day, after the over 10 tries the ninja threw itself from the cliff.

She never picked up the game again… her pride is too wounded.

2 Likes

image

okie doke

3 Likes

This actually scared me… for 5 minutes nothing happened.
Had to restart Steam twice D=.

Diane, February 24th 5pm, entering Lands Between

14 Likes

I had to restart Steam to even get it to acknowledge that the game was unlocked. The client seems cartoonishly unable to handle a game actually coming out. Why is this—effectively—the only way to buy PC games again?

I always forget that having fibre + an old CPU means it’s actually faster for me to not preload

oh well, see you in half an hour

1 Like

Steam you are KIDDING ME
splines

9 Likes

This came to me while half-asleep immediately post-nap

2 Likes

I feel you.
This unpacking business is being remarkably obtuse and unstable.

I’m gonna finish Sen’s Fortress in the meantime.

I respect just having a bunch of great concept art with Ken Burns storyboarding in lieu of a CG cutscene

6 Likes

gd it windws

2 Likes

Stuck on 98% until the end of time.

runs fine :+1:

4 Likes

Well judging by the first 15 minutes I’m glad some Souls traditions haven’t changed