E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

Adding nuclear missiles would probably make me interested in Madden, TBH.

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what about lil joey’s story about skipping his high school graduation to play madden, did that work

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yeah I’m way more excited about literal nuclear football than about anything else at this show

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that applause was a recording, right? Nobody in the room actually cheered for that… right?

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I guess pre-alpha counts

GAME IS ALREADY OUT COUNTER: 2

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EA: “we’re trying”

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this guy looks like a youth pastor. 100% expected to hear him say “before we close the show out with a look at Anthem, let’s bow our heads…”

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there’s a storm coming count: 1

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Guys I can’t not get hype about this game LOOK AT THOSE ARMORS I want to climb in them all

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lol bioware has the best fans

nobody in the world thinks that

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I SAW THAT EVA-01 REFERENCE, YOU BITCHES, DON’T THINK I DIDN’T

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Game that clearly had loot boxes but had them hastily removed before e3 count: 1

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the game flashes COMBO all over the screen

I am arroused

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Damnit I can only partake from Monday on, why is stuff happening already. I need to watch a recording of this, I don’t get what’s going on

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So Anthem was nice to get a better look at but my absolute favorite part of this (mostly boring as fuck) press conference was when they announced Unraveled 2 was available to buy … “right now, the game’s done, it’s out” and during the applause you hear one guy screaming out “OH MY GOD” like he was just not expecting it.

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how many times do people have to tweet “make skate 4 bitch” at ea

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Disney channel on PlayStation Vue has an endless IGN stream running. It’s toeing the fine line between depressing and informative

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Game Informer has a cover story on Anthem this month and they’ve put the whole thing up on the website, which is nice.

And they spoke about what they saw in some more detail on the podcast.

an important and poignant article about E3 2018:

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for those of you coming in late, EA hate started up on post 83

the OP will get this too and I’ll try to catalog stuff so you can look back on stuff and despair at your shitposts

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