E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

fuck this

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Super huge if true. My dream of a wily’s castle stage without the yellow demon may yet come true.

I welcome the change. Analog nubs will last longer then clicky sticks.

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bioware: “anthem is about people who put on protective exoskeletons designed for navigating a constantly shifting and hostile world”

tumblr gays: “so…no romancing?”

me: “oh, that’s a trans metaphor, you have my attention”

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I unironically like video games. I don’t think that needs to mean I like everything?
Like, the most exciting thing is Jumping Souls and I don’t trust From to make good jumps because I don’t trust a single active AAA developer to make good jumps. Even pre-scripted jumps have felt like shit this entire generation. Everything else is either a sequel you can judge by the previous game(s) or something we know nothing about, like anime Armored Core.

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I went on the Japanese Switch eshop and accidentally saw a single screen platformer starring a Klonoa-lookin’ chef who kicks monsters with music by Zuntata and I’m more excited by this 10 dollar pixel art game that people might think I’m making up than most of the stuff I saw over the past few days

BUT NOT DAISY

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why does everybody like to comment “don’t do drugs kids” on timvids. have any of these people ever done drugs?

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I don’t know but in my own personal experience I’ve never heard anyone make that joke that’s actually done a drug not prescribed by a doctor or purchased over the counter at a grocery store.

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man the time between megaman 9 and 11 is almost as long as the time between 8 and 9

other than megaman’s animations I think this game looks good

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Last time I talked to him the answer was ‘not very’.

But he did manage to finagle the pen & paper rights for his teen son, which was very cool.

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I want to see more of Ghost of Tsushima because boy is it pretty to look at. The wide FOV and hard contrast of the light gives it this interesting painterly look. That, along with the constant motion, made me think the foliage look a bit like the paper mache from something like Kubo. Very neat.

My biggest E3 announcements was that Dissidia is getting a user accessible tournament mode that unlocks everything and a bunch of other stuff later this month (most of this came from a dev stream yesterday and not from E3 but the timing lined up so it still counts).

sad that a real-ass arcade fighting game is just getting a mode that ARMS already has

@ everyone interested in Sea of Solitude, it 100% looks like (a hopefully more realized version of) Submerged:

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Yeah, Submerged was quite disappointing

ohh yeah i forgot: another game i’m super excited for is the one being made by remedy, control. that one looks really cool

God damn it I will at best be able to play, like, literally one of these games next year. Maybe.

Kirby all sucking in Snake, copying his power

Ass just impacts itself, becoming less than nothing

Two cheek-shaped indents where his fat pink badonkerino once was

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