E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

Do you want lady parts or mansplaining powers? We give you the choice

Took them until 2018 to give us a female character. Good job Ubisoft :+1:

can’t wait to see how faithfully ubisoft models classical greek pederasty + the incredibly backwards attitudes athens in particular had towards women!!!

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who does their voice acting because they are terrible

I guess you’re a spartan tho so you can be a lady

I wonder if you find out how many slaves you’ve killed?

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I mean, personally

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At least one in the trailer!

at least that statue has meaty hams

once she started running all the preorders were cancelled

Syndicate had a playable female character

I think I’m getting tired of open-worldisms.

The game just looks janky still. I liked Syndicate

these mouth animations are freaking me out

THAT IS A MINOTAUR NOT A CENTAUR NO SALE

SHOW
ME
THREE
GREEN
LIGHTS

DAMMIT YVES

Assassin’s Creed 3: Liberation had a female lead in 2012

unless you’re not going to count that since it was a side game on the Vita

but you should because on top of being a lady, she was also mutli-racial

the wokest stabbing simulator

some kind of Double Fine micro-show on the twitch stream

right now the master race is showing the supremacy of their hardware

by which I mean it didn’t work and they were trying to fix it on air

lolll

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I was mostly remembering Ubisoft showing off female assassin helpers in the trailers for one of the major games and then go “you cannot be a lady because it would take so much effort to do so.” Good on them for making the Vita count for something.