E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

I think it was to get voluteer workers, and to have some reason to bring a recognizable movie actor on stage.

Oh so it’s the same thing as Mario & Rabbids except more Rabbids.

EDIT: Sorry, DLC for the game. Hrm.

This is the E3 I want to poke fun of, thanks Ubisoft.

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Wow so many white old men there

And that’s bingo

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They probably realized this game needed a story after sea of thieves launched

who’s got that screencap smash that upload button

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE A GOD DAMN PIRATE GAME after the AssCreed one.

Every character is voice acted by Patrick Stewart

nothing says pirate adventure like the name of George W. Bush’s yale fraternity

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long live diracy

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He said fucking on stage what a world this is

Scarf and f bomb that’s got to be on somebody’s scorecard

It’s like sea of thieves but better? Sorry more monetized I mean

Pay 5.00 to pass fort

like sea of thieves but any good at all

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this actually looks p cool tho i will never play

There’s gonna be a pirate hat treasure chest 99.00 edition of this game

Wait, this game looks fun. Is this still E3?

Aha, only a pirate game would have disguised loot chests.

I mean, they spent all that time and money building the sailing and naval battle tech for Assacre 3 and Rogue and then realized unless they had ships in every Assacre for the rest of ever, that tech would be going to waste, so this game actually makes more sense than anything they could possibly have done in the situation

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