E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

The new textures look to be on par with those of Sekiro.

A true update to 2019 Fromsoft standards.

Wow, I thought something looked off about its visuals during the trailer. It must have been this cleaner look.

Utterly low-effort, hasty attempt to clean up the obvious grime on the game’s surfaces resulting in an utterly unconvincing facade… as a way to update this game’s allegory in the age of the Trump administration?

mods plz delete this post

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I knew something looked off but I don’t know the original well enough to recognize it
Time to mod my OGbox I guess

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Certainly didn’t expect this to be dubbed! That wasn’t even a thing with the Musou game I think.

what if square enix brings back gex

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WHATEVER NUMBER SLEAZY’S POST WAS

COMMENCE THE SQUENIX TALKING

The new Tomb Raider has more tombs.
It would actually look pretty good if they had put less effort into making Lara look scared and in pain. So creepy.

Oh yeah Dragon Quest!

Square Enix smartly is just doing trailers with cool Keith David voice overs.
There isn’t much to make fun of here.

i thought for a second that said they were doing trailers with kool keith voiceovers

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they also got some pitbull on the soundtrack for just cause 4 which is an obvious fit

it is buck wild to me that they spent 14 years on a sequel to kingdom hearts and millions of adults are up for it

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you doubt the unending appeal of Disney and foot fetishists

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well, I guess this is news

How in the name of sin has Sonic and Kingdom Hearts not fused into one uniform property yet

They clearly exist in the same universe, under the same rules with the exact same wild tone

Also:

I guess I need to buy it again

ok so the only real news is still metal wolf chaos, right?

and like samurai soulz or whatever?

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