E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

the fuuuuuuuuuuck

ms store is on windows right this thing is probably on my computer right now isn’t it

i don’t think any of this is that bad its not for me i am just a simple man who likes a chicken dinner but i am not mad its fine

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Yeah if you’re on windows 10 all that shit is preloaded.

if you’re running windows 8 or newer yeah

Okay Todd I do like that glow-in-the-dark map with the figurines.

remember when nuclear missiles were major moral dilemmas for the fallout series?

yeah about that just nuke anything you like have fun kiddos whoooo

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THE OTHER FRANCHISE I LOVE FRANCHISES

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Rebuild the world. Again and again and again.

BUT EVEN MORE THAN I LOVE FRANCHISES I LOVE PHONES

HOW DO I PUT THEM TOGETHER TODDMAN LET IT AT ME

The Elder Scrolls Blades better feature Wesley Fucking Snipes what the shit.

I can’t figure out how to enter cd keys in this ms store zzzzzz

this is an honest question: is elder scrolls just janky american king’s field

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haha masturbation joke so I can jerk it to all the hot ladies in skyrim

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apparently microsoft.com/redeem

the awkward beat and more awkward phrasing of the joke is what sold it.

Hm I kind of want to check out this Elder Scrolls phone game Todd tell me it’s available right now.

Oh god a town building mode as well. Have mercy Todd!

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