SONY TORTURE MORE WOMEN
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I hate watching trailers for games I won’t have time to finish because I’ll be finishing college. I’m excited about Hitman 2. @Rudie women and probably Spider-man.
Side note is Destiny 2 just fucked at this point?
Jesus Persona 5 Dancing in Starlight. They couldn’t get the copyright to carry over to the states or something? I will still buy it.
I long for a conference as majestic as Konami 2K10
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Yeah I’ll watch one of these dumb conferences if they bring back Tak Fujii.
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I predict Nintendo announces “free-to-start,” mobile game F-Zero Cheerful Cockpit Decorator with free, companion 3DS app for viewing cockpits in stereoscopic 3D, and they also announce F-Zero Toy-Con Pit Crew for Switch.
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we gotta live shitpost in this thread, guys, not on discord. discord is already live shitposting, that’s its thing. this has to be special. don’t ruin my favorite SB tradition. I once even asked to be temporarily unbanned just for the E3 shitposting thread one year. it’s a little disconcerting to me that I don’t even remember if I was successful in my efforts, but lets just pretend I wasn’t, because of course I wasn’t
why is the square press conference at fucking 11 am for me. am I going to be awake for that? do I wake up at what is, for me, an unnatural hour in the off chance square does something slightly more than apologize for the FFVII remake somehow being less complete today than it was 3 years ago? is the desire to make fun of kingdom hearts enough?!
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honestly I’ve been spending the last few days trying to decide where to liveblog e3, because it really is tradition
Man I always loved taking my once a year trip into the discord to crack wise regarding the big E3 press conferences with all you fine fellas and lasses but this year it falls on the week where literally everyone at work who does my job is on vacation except for me, hence working every single hour we are open next week. Now I won’t be able to be disappointed in the new Metroid game until several hours after everyone else is 
More NonBinary Zombies Sony.
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“We accidentally programmed it backwards. There are scientists trying to figure it out, but long story short it’s delayed some more”
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Godess of War Sony. A powerful black woman ripping the balls off a giant monster Lion.
Okay that would actually rule. I still wouldn’t play it but it would rule.
To pull away from the bit. I am not making fun of claims for more inclusivitiy. I am making of video game hyper-violence being awful.
F-zero will be announced, but will work exclusively with the Labo Motorbike
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F-Zero skin DLC for Star Fox Racing. That’s the most we’re ever gonna get
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F-Zero Labo slot-cars where the joy-con vibrate slowly around a cardboard Big Blue.
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You could probably already do this with the Labo Garage, actually
ngl f-zero: Electric Football Edition sounds kinda cute
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F-Zero morphing into FOX-Zero.
FOx-Zero morphing into FOXDEAD-Zero.
Starfox Kart Racer turns into survival haunted rallycross stage MGS5 Crossover, Kojima x Nintendo wins the week.
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Mario X SMT
Mario Mirage Sessions
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Bioshock battle royale game
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I’m not really excited for any games, I just like the hullabaloo