E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

God the politics of the Division series are are horrible. And they just got worse.

so that ea exosquad game and destiny 2 and this are all the same game right?

Are these voices supposed to be players? Or the characters? I can’t tell.

Also it’s only been six months but apparently nature has retaken the city almost completely in that time.

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very ready for post-collapse urban survival fantasies to be over

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love how the trailer incorporates real players deciding how to engage with content with all the thrill of me talking to my wife about what groceries we need

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this is really a whole new level of blasé murdering

yes i love fake party chat demos, this is my favorite

i think about the anthem reveal from last year all the time

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what was the first game to do one of these fake multiplayer overdub scenario trailer things?

that one where you hunt the cryptid animals and then they explode and everyone knows you’ve got the flag?

“level up!”

“oh, sweet. congrats!”

god this is the most i could have hoped for

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this trailer is seriously a more thought provoking spectacle than the game could ever be

But really though how do you fight for the nation when the enemy is within? Ubisoft asking the important questions of the day.

ding!

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reminded me I was proud of this tweet

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Couldn’t they hire a streamer or something for these voice overs? Like a person who pretends to be enthused about this kind of stuff for a living?

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can you imagine playing a game with someone and they said “game plan - take the capitol back?”

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i would never play with anyone else

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At this point I need to see either HoloLens or Battletoads to get a bingo

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Oh shit machine learning technology used to start your games twice as fast.

This is really happening lol. This is a thing they’re talking about on stage right now.

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