Had a dream I was given 30,000 to write the pilot for a spin off of Severance a show that I’ve never seen a full episode of but know the premise.
The script I wrote would focus on 3 workers.
The lead was a man named Greg who after an electrical accident had his Innie and Outie fuse into one new being, which also granted him all of the powers of The Flash from DC comics.
There was a woman named Alyssa who’s outie was an anti woke grifter youtuber, but who’s innie was a communist.
Then there was a dude named Alan who’s outie was a serial killer but Innie was a pacifist.
The episode ended with a card that said “350 years later” and was a clip from the first episode of Severance Revealing the invention of severance technology had ended history or something
bad dreams again. zaku had a weird blood disease and was crawling around dragging herself by her front legs just dying it was so sad. then we started up a charity street hockey game and just as we were about to start a metal missle thing bounced on the ground making the unreal bouncy canister sound, did one final bounce and exploded in the face of the person holding zaku for the blood disease benefit. then I was dragging her around to the medic stations but the nurses were all busy stitching up people, the self medic stations were all dirty so I was picking needle and bloody thread out of the trash to try to close up zakus holes and every time I’d try to stitch her the jagged used needle would just tear her up more and she died in my arms
I need a higher dose of prazosin. also I almost cried when I woke up and zaku immediately jumped on me
Had one of those naps where I kept waking up but I was actually asleep. Like i would move to get out of bed and then it was like “nope, dream” about 7 times in a row, at which point it was kind of funny.
I had a dream a company I was working for was sponsoring a car in a big circuit race through the country and the interiors of several buildings. The driver we selected was Lorenzo Music (Garfield voice actor). My subcon recalled his face exactly, shocking me when I looked him up after awakening. The dream was mostly meandering around on the live race track. Did a lot of standing on desks while cars shot down a hallway.
dreamt i went to some hacker convention overseas, but because the convention center and hotel was part of the airport nobody who went technically had to enter another country, so we were all sort of stuck in the convention center because nobody believed in paperwork. Someone tried to prank me and swapped my return ticket with somebody named Suvak who was going to Mumbai. I got all panicked but a colleague told me it was for the best because America passed new modesty laws while I was away and I would be shot as soon I set foot on American soil
i was so excited going to another sb meetup but when i got there it was some tech startup who took the name and was using it to show off their lame products. like a bunch of ai shit i glazed my eyes over. i did not look long because i did not want to get salesmen bothering me. the only two things of note was there was a confessional booth in the far corner that had been retrofitted to have two people play kane and lynch dog days. i played with someone who also wanted to avoid people and we mostly played in silence.
the other thing was that you could ride an elephant on a roof which i begrudgingly accepted. when i got on the elephant i noticed i was seattle cuz i could see the space needle, wondered how they got an elephant up here in the first place, then the ceiling started to cave in and i woke up
I had a dream last night that I survived a plane crash, but then Taylor Swift sent my fiancee a letter telling her that I wasn’t brave enough during the crash >:(
geist 2 with no combat and you’re haunting the white house during the Nixon administration would be incredible. The gags you could pull off with him ranting to the JFK portrait on the wall…
I was in a comic store looking at a series of graphic novels based on some popular fighting game. Each volume was as thick as a phone book and seemed to be based on just one character each.
I overheard some guys complaining about how in the most recent volume, they’d changed the lore of this white nerdy guy character so that he was now descended from a bloodline of Arabian sultans.
the book I was flipping through was about some tree dude who was stuck in a forest trying to get past a strong gust of wind that kept knocking him back. The character couldn’t talk so there was no dialogue, and it seemed as I flipped through that almost the entire book was focussed on this one plotline. Eventually he was joined by other tree men who were all pooling their strength to get past this wind.
Near the back of the book, I could see a bit where Jon Arbuckle was sitting in the forest with some other guy looking bored and lost, and I thought it was weird to see him in an adventure story like this. Before I woke up, I remember saying to myself “I hope Garfield dies”
Dreamt that I won a jackpot of some kind from a Gatcha/claw machine and had a huge amount of figurines, TCG booster packs and all sorts of other merch to transport home. The dream was about desperately trying to find something to carry all this stuff in because the other patrons were definitely going to take anything I left behind.
All my attempts were thwarted and when I woke up I was throwing out my lunch so I could use the brown paper bag to put some stuff in.
Dreamed I was watching an episode of Sesame Street that was guest-directed by David Lynch. I think it was about some creatures going into outer space in a space shuttle. They weren’t muppets though, I think they were animal puppets / animatronics that looked more like the old Star Fox ones. As the shuttle launched, there were some extreme close ups of their faces as they sung strange rambling songs in high pitch gravelly voices (kinda like popeye) while they were shaken around violently by the launch. One of them I think was a hedgehog whose nose wriggled around like a worm.
There was an interview with Lynch afterwards where he said he wanted to use his Woody Woodpecker ‘Boys’ but the showrunners wouldn’t let him because they thought it was too dangerous
I had a dream that a short range teleportation device had been invented. It only worked if you got to a place that was theoretically accessible to you by conventional travel and security clearances. I.E so no trips to the moon, the kremlin, or Disneyland after hours.
The device looked exactly like my smart tv remote, or my parents first gen apple tv remote.
You simply held the device and then decided where you wanted to go and you would click it, and then eventually end up there.
Right as I woke up it was revealed that the device did not actually teleport you, but rather just temporarily disabled the part of your brain that formed memories, so you would like, not remember a car ride to the grocery store and feel like you teleported.
Such a technology would be violently irresponsible but I woke up before the society of my dream could grapple with the ramifications
Had a dream I was reading the wikipedia page for the Batmobile. This then triggered one of my deepest fears, that I had gained the ability to hear wifi and understand HTML with my mind.
In my dream Streetlight Manifesto were playing a show in the woods and a lot of my friends were there and everyone was crying while they were playing A Better Time A Better Place.
