Kentucky Route Zero (PC, 2013)
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Went to a weird summer camp kinda thing?
I spectated a live professional American Football game in someone’s car port.
The room I stayed in was way too small for the amount of people in it, and the top drawer of the dresser for my clothes was a roach den.
I wanted to step outside to get a break, but all the benches had nails coming out of them to prevent people from using them because the might be smoking.
I had to pee really badly. Someone had a game streaming setup in the only available toilet for some reason.
Not in the bathroom.
In the toilet!
I think two SBers (who were in the bathroom with me for some reason) were like “just piss on it”.
I pissed on it.
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my girlfriend said we can only have sex if I learn lisp
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Forgot what thread I was in and thought that this was simply true
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hot new rom hack came out that i was absolutely stoked to play
downloaded the file and realized that i hadn’t the foggiest idea how to open a “.7z” file on my computer, let alone apply an “.ips” patch. felt absolutely devastated
tl;dr i dreamt i was a moron T_T
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wandering around UN headquarters with my partner which was like a big hotel filled with people in biohazard costumes, and i was rambling like “yeah i think switzerland and luxembourg aren’t actually in the UN because they don’t hit the military quota. it’s something like that. i actually don’t really understand it. maybe i’m thinking of something else”. i opened a door to a weird forgotten bathroom and an alarm went off and i thought someone was coming to throw me out but it was my rl alarm and i woke up instead.
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Randomly met some man of indistinct but severe ethnicity in Wyoming while gun shopping, who challenged me to a duel, but it turned out to be a DDR duel. I passed the chart and he didn’t, which was a mess of random 16th notes including a bunch on one arrow. Apparently this was a way of confirming I was the person who had originally beat him at DDR years earlier. He started talking about his people in the middle east and their plight alongside the Kurds and the Yezidi. I said that if they had need of a psychotic transsexual I would be happy to volunteer to fight with them and perhaps due to his poor English he said sure, and started offering me guns to try out for that purpose.
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I dreamed the CEO of McDonalds was a shirtless Italian man in a commercial surrounded by fancy formally dressed party goers at some outdoor white tie event, and he was explaining why McDonalds was good and one of his reasons was that they were now “out of stock war” (no longer at war) with Puerto Rico and that you could buy a coke there, and “if that doesn’t tell you everything, what does?”
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Dreamed that trains were powered by telekinetic whales, and the big animal rights issue was whether it was ok to give them heroin and caffeine to manage their sleep schedule so it conformed to the railroad schedule.
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Somewhat unpleasant dream about a fission reaction starting naturally in the earth’s crust, leading to a gaping giant lava pit, and the only way to keep it from destroying the earth entirely was to perform a colony drop of an orbital cryonics station, but then too many astronauts appeared in the command center and a bunch of increasingly bad things happened.
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Last night I dreamed I buried myself in sand during a protest to avoid gamma ray emitters deployed by the government, and when I finally unburied myself all the other protestors started shooting me
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Had a meeting with a client and I was walking to the meeting in the heatwave for some reason. Also I was carrying a huge backpack and like a full-sized office desk. At one point I stopped to paint the desk, and it looked horrible.
Then later @Felix and another SBer I can’t recall somehow joined me on my walk so I invited them to the meeting (WTF) and we decided to get the client to buy us lunch (WTF).
We arrived at some office building and had to dismantle the office desk to get it into the elevator only to put it back together again once we got off the elevator. At this point we were very late to the meeting and just kind of trying to figure out how to properly put this office desk back together.
Edit: That’s the point where I woke up. I had this dread in my real life brain for about 10 minutes I couldn’t shake because I wasn’t sure if the office desk would be reassembled properly.
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Fucked up dream that honey came from cactuses and they were turning children into cactuses
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i have some possibly unsettling news for you
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dreamed that someone contacted me online to say that their friend had gotten a really nice pair of shorts but then pissed in them, and now was going to give them away, and they wanted to send me the shorts as a favour and kept insisting on what great value they were. and i had this really conflicted feeling about it, like “well, if it’s just piss you can wash it out, right… unless there’s something they’re not telling me… i’m not sure i want these just in case… but then again, maybe i’m just being wasteful… if i say no they might be mad at me… if they’re such high quality shorts why doesn’t the guy just wash them out himself…?” and then i felt relieved when i woke up
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Had a dream that the police were going to forcibly institutionalize me for watching too many DarkSydePhil videos.
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that’s what you get for leaving DSPTV open all night
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I dreamed that I got bitten by a vampire and then went on a rollercoaster but I had to wear a huge raincoat to protect myself from the sun while I was riding
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I had a dream where I nibbled the edges off of a stick of used deodorant.
not sure how to interpret this one tbqh
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I’ve been watching too many YouTube videos of a guy who trims cows’ hooves for a living (The Hoof GP, fascinating stuff) and I had a dream about a giant rampaging purple slime-bull with one big eye that I had to battle using one of those pump shotguns from a CarnEvil arcade cabinet. The whole time I was stressed because neither the gun nor the bull seemed to react much to my frantic trigger pulling.
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