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Was stuck in a James Bond adventure game, playing the role of Connery Bond. I was supposed to be incognito on the supervillain’s yacht party, but I kept giving myself away because I would ask for fancy food, and that kept trapping me in an early ending branch where I was stuck fighting sharks in a sunken ship.

Eventually I figured out I had to pretend that I didn’t know anything about food, and the villain became really sorry for me and started giving me advise on how to expand my palate. I also flirted with his gay second in command, which started a fight with his ex (who was also at the party), and befriended a pigeon named Mr. General, both of which I assume would have helped me later on in the adventure.

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