I’m still making a thread for it
I told you I’d make a thread!
So E3 isn’t really happening but there are 500
conferences, directs, showcases, adverts, cool shows for us to froth to and provide the usual commentary. We’ll be wondering why we’re still here and concluding that we should probably never do this sort of thing again. Get your bingo cards and endemic brand food/beverages ready because E3 [spiritually] starts… right now!
The tracker has been updated this year:
And is available here:
A recap and collection of all the trailers, demos, gameplay, livestreams, and announcements at Summer Game Fest & More.
May 24, 2023, 5:24pm
i’m ready to geoff [spiritually] all right
e3’s formal death resulting in reddit threads collating its various shards into spreadsheets all seems pretty on-brand really
if geoff doesnt have a ten bell salute [taco bell noise] to e3’s demise then what are we even doing here
Here’s hoping PlayStation can maintain it’s Brand Momentum advantage over Brand B and Brand C
I already hate how many ‘multiplayer games that’ll be dead 2 months after launch’ have been shown
May 24, 2023, 8:08pm
they opened with another quippy payday knockoff when everybody knows
and Abzu together? What a fresh new twist
why do these streams have live chat?
May 24, 2023, 8:18pm
sorry Gris developers, you are on my “fool me once” list with the Octopath folks
edit: lol neva is right like im neva gonna play this
i’m seeing a lot of $20 switch e-shop worthy games so far
these definitely need the space monolith from 2001 to play and dont look like theyd do fine on a mobile chipset from 2012
Sony Splatoon better have gyro aim
May 24, 2023, 8:22pm
i was in disbelief at the shamelessness of the 147th fromsoft dark fantasy samurai ripoff thing but wow the splatoon thing is next level
May 24, 2023, 8:24pm
bold to make GTAVI with voxels
May 24, 2023, 8:24pm
We have Final Fantasy at home
We have Splatoon at home
We have Minecraft at
I hope the PS5 is the final apex predator in this trailer
Edit: Oh shit they did it MGS Delta